carlosmencia
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Ps3 online now playing MW2. C u there!
about 14 hours ago
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Some girl just told me a story about how she was recently buying some drugs and got shot and it kind of turned me on. Is that a bad thing?
5:46 AM Nov 22nd
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On the redeye to Miami. Truly one of my favorite cities in the world. Hard Rock Seminole Casino Thursday night show. Cuban food, mmmmmmmm.
8:50 PM Nov 18th
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This weekend at the improv in Brea was so good for me. I was onstage for like 2 1/2 hours a show just working stuff out. Loved it.
12:14 AM Nov 16th
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Take the time to if nothing else in your own time to thank all the veterans for all that they have given to our country and it's citizens.
3:08 PM Nov 11th
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@ ME2 is Modern Warfare 2. You absolutely normal human being.
1:02 AM Nov 10th
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My gamer tag on bot systems is LaughPunisher. See ya when I kill ya! Nah I'm not that good.
1:00 AM Nov 10th
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The line to get MW2 is rediculous. I wish I could make fun of all the nerds waiting in line but the truth is I'm on of those nerds. Proudly!
12:39 AM Nov 10th
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@ ignore never just busy.
6:15 PM Oct 31st
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Happy Halloween to all and huge thanks to all the "nice" neighborhoods for letting kids from the poor side of town trick- or-treat with you!
12:04 PM Oct 31st
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Public Enemy
11:18 PM Oct 26th
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Watching Public Enemy at the Key club in LA. Holy shit. Also just played Dj Hero, it was fun as hell.
10:32 PM Oct 26th
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I wanna thank the Dodgers for a great and entertaining season. I enjoyed watching them play.It's all about the journey not the destination.
10:13 PM Oct 21st
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Watching a meteor shower. So beautiful, we are truly magnificent creatures. How wonderous our universe truly is. Be love and be the light!
2:12 AM Oct 21st
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On the corner of F St and 5th St there's a shirtless Mexican wrestler wearing a luchador mask. Fucking hysterical. Oh by the way San Diego.
12:00 AM Oct 18th
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Performing tonight in San Diego. This close to the border, it's gonna be a crazy show.
4:29 PM Oct 17th
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Great responses to the Waffle House tweet. You guys are awsome. Some made me think, many made me laff.
7:17 PM Oct 16th
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A white woman in LA was denied marriage by a justice because she wanted to marry a black man. Is someone bringing people in a time machine.
7:11 PM Oct 16th
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What is it about Waffle House at 2:00 am that makes the food so delicious. Anyone got an answer. Maybe you work or worked there.
2:28 PM Oct 16th
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I'm doing 4 shows at the improv in Brea California November 13& 14. Tickets go on sale at 5 pm today. Theyll sell out quick so....c ya there
4:07 PM Oct 14th
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- Name Carlos Mencia
- Location Hollywood, CA
- Web http://carlosmenc...
- Bio The official Twitter feed of Carlos Mencia. If you aren't laughing, you aren't living
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