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  1. RT @Tweetin4Palin: Thinkin' a lot about Mary 'n' Joseph 'n' Jesus lately and about how they too were persecuted by Herod's Gotcha Media.
  2. RT @CaptCurmudgeon: Slot machines? Almost as much fun as sitting in the bathroom at home, flushing dollar bills down the toilet one by one.
  3. RT @Borat: PeopleOfWalMart.com is the best porn site I have ever visited. http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/57 ...
  4. via @Borat: "If these were 40 year-old men screaming for 17 year-old girls, someone would call the police" http://twitpic.com/rs15n
  5. RT @feliciaday: Interesting: My $62.47 Royalty Statement: How Major Labels Cook the Books with Digital Downloads - Gizmodo http://bit.ly ...
  6. #selfdefense for women -- break the cycle of violence! Follow @IMPACTSafety and visit www.impactpersonalsafety.com
  7. RT @CaptCurmudgeon: The only thing more ridiculous than Don Dorcha dance-fighting the Lord of the Dance is the fact that I'm even here.
  8. Funny: @badbanana @shitmydadsays @CaptCurmudgeon @TheOnion @HotAmishChick
  9. How Twilight works: http://bit.ly/7eQyEM
  10. Once again, a year of consuming vast quantities of imported cheese fails to pay off in a People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive win.
  11. I have the day off today but I'm still working. This makes me a) a diligent, conscientious, star employee, or b) an idiot.
  12. Note to self: Wait until scalding coffee has cooled before throwing it at colleagues.
  13. @mckra1g "Enigmatic & photo-averse"? Hmm. I was hoping for "baronial grandeur."
  14. What o what will @mckra1g tweet about lunch with me? Probably re. my long mane of lustruous hair. Or tendency to explosive eructations.
  15. Pixies! At Palladium. Gotta love how when the Pixies get back together, they don't subject you to an album of crappy new material.
  16. RT @UKTI_CreativeLA: FREE John Cleese tix in Thousand Oaks Nov15! Direct message us by 3pm Thu to enter drawing http://bit.ly/1klErs
  17. Land war in Asia likely to foolish regardless of platform/format. RT @SonyPictures Acquires Motion Picture Rights to Classic Board Game RISK
  18. @asilenna1 Guess this is why they laid people off: RT @paidContent Discovery Profit Drops 25 Percent http://cnt.to/ium
  19. Started Californication Season 2. It occurs to me the only reason David Duchovny is at all likeable in this is because he's David Duchovny.
  20. Lasted 1 hour 10 mins into Transformers 2. Couldn't figure out how to make it stop until I remembered: Blu-Ray player has an off switch.