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carlking

  1. How do you feel when you see other people enjoying their lives more than you enjoy yours?
  2. Would you ever drink another human's Blood? And, under what circumstances?
  3. "I'm a piece of crap." fb.me/1rHabL0KC
  4. Sesame Street Classics: "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon" fb.me/1xjDBNNy7
  5. :( fb.me/23bSVhLf9
  6. Who cares? fb.me/29MwGOPdH
  7. @faayza Thanks!
  8. Drummer Saves The Gig… By Ruining It?: carlkingdom.com/drummer-saves-… fb.me/13s4wts7x
  9. "You don’t want to be rich. You want to be responsible for lots of money." #creativity #business #success... fb.me/1kX7Dsef0
  10. During a routine inspection, it was discovered that the Speed Metal Dept. has googled "pictures of John Popper... fb.me/11FgV3jmI
  11. Why does the word "droll" sound like it means the opposite of what it actually means?
  12. Is Lenny Kravitz anyone's favorite guitar player?
  13. What would possess a grown man to Defecate in a public restroom while not wearing Shoes?
  14. Amusing. fb.me/15Iym1qWx
  15. @ChucktheDrummer Same to you but more of it!