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carljoseph

  1. Is the Lithuanian contestant related to that blind girl on The Voice? #SBSEurovision
  2. So Peter Andre has moved to Norway. #SBSEurovision
  3. I wonder if the Slovakian contestant has heard of Bon Jovi yet? Glam rock finally reaches the mainland. #SBSEurovision
  4. Georgia have been taken over by Jesus Christ Superstar and Rocky Horror Show. This has got to win! #SBSEurovision
  5. Learning all sorts about Europe today. Didn't know American Indians came from The Netherlands. #SBSEurovision
  6. Eurovision is here! Woo hoo. :)
  7. @amandakaate So he's not a player then. Go for it I reckon. :)
  8. @amandakaate account and ladies man don't seem to go together. ;-)
  9. @amandakaate Hmmmm, really? Do you know if HE likes you?
  10. @amandakaate Haha, yeah we're crap! Sorry. :) No formula for the other way around. A few years older is ok I guess. Really depends.
  11. @amandakaate Yeah, when we're certain it's a sure thing, we MIGHT ask. But you must be pretty obvious. We're crap like that!
  12. @amandakaate Yep. The youngest you can go (for a guy) is half your age + 7 years.
  13. @amandakaate As for age, half your age + 7 years is the go. Older girls? Not too much of an issue for me (or my bro), but others may differ.
  14. @amandakaate Second question first, YES. We don't like to feel rejected. It's a caveman pride thing. :)
  15. @amandakaate Right here at your service. :)
  16. $1 trillion in public handouts to fossil fuels a year. Sign @avaaz to put $1 trillion into clean energy! #Rio avaaz.org/en/a_new_plan_…
  17. @joshrowe Woah, now that was a brilliant question.
  18. Daphnis et Chloé - music to study the universe by. Gotta get these damn questions answered.
  19. @ClaudiaFunder Makes me smile to see that this music can still attract such a crowd. :)