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carlbennett

  1. I was gonna make a Black Eyed Peas joke, but I think I'm two thousand and late
  2. As far as I'm aware, the DJ has played NO One Direction
  3. My tie smells like gravy
  4. Dress banter
  5. "Shall we just leave and go Nando's?" #BennettLeaks @perriross
  6. If I wanted one of my five a day, I would have had one of my five a day. This is on a par with Nihal-gate #BCUGradBall
  7. "We've ran out of soup. We can offer melon." #BennettLeaks #fail
  8. All the girls on the table tonight look gorgeous. The lads look dashing #BCUGradBall
  9. Big pimping (@ Edgbaston Cricket Ground w/ @jordanladley) 4sq.com/L9iBCG
  10. Anybody know where Stiffler's after party is? #gradball
  11. It's my second graduation ball tonight. I hope nobody notices I'm wearing the same suit #BCUclassof2010
  12. Really fun day, today! Quality night ahead too. Just can't wait for this mega lie-in tomorrow #deserved
  13. @perriross I'm at Heart until 6
  14. @perriross Taxi?
  15. @jordanladley Cheers!
  16. First shift today!
  17. Great gig last night. Thanks to all those who came!
  18. #hammertime instagr.am/p/LXSLvfP4JI/
  19. Last thing I said to @TomDJeavons was "Keep Carl", expecting him to say the rest of the catchphrase. He said "Will do, mate" #brandfail