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  1. Woo hoo! Dual income!
  2. Krikey. I looks like the Dog Hair Monster wiped its ass with my shirt.
  3. @pacarlson 'smatter?
  4. @DerrickQuix No way. Water's never disturbed. And besides, just no way.
  5. For the last time, I do not want to buy your nasty old grill.
  6. I've become certain that somewhere in my job description is the phrase "pay you to sit there and ruin your eyesight."
  7. Aint no party like a Big Lots party 'cause a Big Lots party's kiiinda trashy.
  8. RT @pzmyers: That inhuman monolith: Several months ago, we witnessed a tragic spectacle in the news: a nine-year old... http://bit.ly/BK2Xt
  9. @nicolekob Your grandmother married George McFly? AWESOME. He was her density, you know.
  10. @nicolekob Yes, I was just thinking the same thing as @nicholasaune. I did not see that coming.
  11. All I'm having for dinner is bread. I'm on the snikdA diet.
  12. @danieltosh WTF is wrong with T.O.? The T.O. Show? Really?
  13. Sneer not, ye week from Hell. Soon your uppance will come.
  14. This week, my lovely wife @pacarlson. She's funny and wonderful. #followfriday
  15. And on the fifth day, God said, "This is boring. Let there be a yellow spotted horse with a big long neck." (5th day? I'm not religulous.)
  16. Wow, I am doing some serious really-white-guy-seated-in-a-chair-cubicle-dancing right now.
  17. "The T.O. Show?" Really
  18. Also: The Emmys are hosted by Cookie Monster this year.
  19. @nicolekob The emmy om-nom-noms?
  20. The customers are making me feel like this today. Already. ♫ http://blip.fm/~a19rc