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Carissajaded

  1. My current 6th favorite thing in the world is watching @mattkdawson sing along to music in the car. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Woowie! at the express game! thanks so much @robertreidryan ! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to robertreidryan
  3. @bookbabe1960 home bittersweet home (riverside) about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to bookbabe1960
  4. Screw it. Ill be the girl in PJ's dancing to tejano music in the parking lot. #ifyoucantbeatem about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. Good lord. i think this is the first weekend night I've spent in my ghetto apt and its like Im in a discoteque. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. Almost burnt down my apt making a tostada. Result was a Black Jesus tortilla chip. @RaminNazer brought it to life bit.ly/M6KZW5 5:45 AM Jun 1st via Seesmic
  7. @DaleDudley said I look farty, now @mattkdawson is accusing me of crop dusting a whole bar this weekend.THANKS! #ITWASNTME Was probably you! 4:40 PM May 31st via web
  8. Sometimes a gals gotta do what a gals gotta do. huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/ash… 11:20 AM May 31st via web
  9. @ewilhoit23 haha the "their" thing was a joke bc 10 people pointed out my It's/its mistake.. I was an English major-believe it or not. 9:31 AM May 31st via web in reply to ewilhoit23
  10. Oh never mind. My bad. I'm just stupid. 9:08 AM May 31st via web
  11. @AdamWolf77 @therobertluke @mmc911 @dudleyandbob Their were to many characters! I had to delete some of the non-necesseries. its cool? 9:07 AM May 31st via web in reply to AdamWolf77
  12. I am about 90% sure that I brought the lean pocket in the freezer last friday. But I wont REALLY know until I eat it. Gamble on thievery? 9:04 AM May 31st via web
  13. @MMc911 And by up I mean my penis. And by penis I mean your eyebrows. 8:53 AM May 31st via Seesmic
  14. @MMc911 @DudleyandBob Its up! 8:50 AM May 31st via web in reply to MMc911
  15. So... I give off a farty vibe? I never thought of myself as farty. 8:01 AM May 31st via Seesmic
  • Name Carissa Jade
  • Location AUSTIN
  • Web http://www.cariss...
  • Bio I like frozen grapes, John Cusack, Ketchup and playing pretend. Not a pet killer. Radio bitch-The Dudley and Bob Morning Show 93.7 FM
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