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@tonyseifart Sure, I *can* tell my child there will be no food because the electricity man took our last R500.... less than 10 seconds ago from Echofon in reply to tonyseifart
@tonyseifart R100. (I'm aiming low hoping for the Christmas spirit to take control of you) 6 minutes ago from Echofon
The reason why more children are receiving instead of coal has nothing to do with improved discipline. Coal is just pretty expensive. 27 minutes ago from Echofon
@simondingle She is a lawyer / psychic? about 1 hour ago from Echofon in reply to simondingle
@scrappintimes Haha! about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to scrappintimes
@choc_milk @Mammoth87 People tend to only enjoy those tweets when accompanied by photos. Not me. I'm happily married. about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to choc_milk
Come now, at least act like you care as much as me! RT @chessnews Boris Gelfand from Israel became the winner of the Chess World Cup 2009! about 2 hours ago from Echofon
@GenreStories African Tribal Self-Help about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to GenreStories
@ScreamUrTweets Soon it'll be the Soccer World Cup. Then I'll be surrounded by Japanese tourists. Wondering why Im screaming. Because I can! about 3 hours ago from Power Twitter
I got myself the Woodstock DVD. Boy, there were a lot of people at Woodstock! Almost as much as at a Woolworths sale. #fb about 4 hours ago from Echofon
Watch out world! I'm wearing my corduroy pants today! about 4 hours ago from Echofon
Haha! RT @6000 RT @JonoSpaceMonkey anyone in JHB Linden/Cresta &surrounds hear that explosion? > You like our new Noon Gun? luv, CapeTown. x 2:44 AM Dec 14th from Echofon
@6000 OK. Your choice. 1:04 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to 6000
@6000 This is why I dislike twitter for debating. Some things take more than 140 to explain. Would much rather meet over a cup of coffee. 12:46 PM Dec 13th from Power Twitter in reply to 6000
@6000 God's timing is perfect. During the last year he fixed many broken things, including his relationship with his Creator. 12:32 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to 6000
@6000 Because the life here is vastly unimportant compared to the life that is to come. 12:27 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to 6000
Leading a memorial service for 29 year old guy tomorrow. Life is short. God is good. Make sure you connect those two. 12:23 PM Dec 13th from Echofon
I think Global Warming is a myth conjured up by the same people who deny that the earth is flat. #fb 1:30 AM Dec 13th from mobile web
Me thinks Nizlopi makes some pretty decent music. #fb 1:13 PM Dec 12th from mobile web
@hypn That is true! I've forgotten. So I guess only Bob is a millionaire there now. :/ 5:43 AM Dec 11th from Echofon in reply to hypn

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Name Carel-J Rischmuller
Location Cape Town, South Africa
Bio A fisher of men and of fish. A breaker of computers and holy cows.

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