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  1. I have every episode of 'Hoarders' saved on my DVR!
  2. Thanksgiving's coming up. Don't forget to invite me into your house and hearts. I promise I will eat everything.
  3. I hate vimeo with the hating heat of a thousand suns of hatred.
  4. How about a black button on a black background and it lights up so weakly when you put your finger on the button you can't see the light huh
  5. What http://tinyurl.com/ylxcfdu
  6. Cellphone hot dog. http://cardhouse.com/2009/n...
  7. Someone is leaving crank email on my "web site." But it might be a rogue spambot. I'm going to randomly stab people, just to be safe.
  8. Fun facts: You can actually have too many sweetened baked goods. And I was the one they sent home afterward with two bags full. Yes sir.
  9. Cable Guide: I like how all the 'Modern Marvels' out there have expanded their scope. "Next on Mega Disasters: French Fries."
  10. I forgot to mention how awesome it is when someone hovers over you while you're fixing their computer. Take a smoke break. Take up smoking.
  11. I may be trying to escape but there's no one around to give the pink to. "WE RACE FOR PINKS!"
  12. When I go on random drives I always seem to end up at Oakland Airport. So if you need to be picked up from there, let me know. Conversely,
  13. White Castle website: "Dining room hours vary by location. Please call the castle to confirm hours."
  14. @MojaveFoneBooth I WA --- ummmm. Line.
  15. Reported a Filipino fakewoman for spam abuse on a dating site the other day and now she's gone and I am sad because she liked me I just know
  16. RT @dailycoyote: Coyote multitasking: howling, with a stuffed animal in your mouth.
  17. @britain The shits.
  18. @britain I can never get any of these fascinating channels, my cable provider just likes to let me know there are better choices out there.
  19. SUPER SINGER JUNIOR SEASON 2 After several gruelling rounds, 25 children have made it to the finals.
  20. Paccheri is just weird.