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  1. Project A dubbed in Spanish. Last time it was Project A captioned in French. Next time it will be Project A somethinged in not English.
  2. HAHAHAHAHA http://meaningfuldistractio... OH GOD THE WINDOWS
  3. Dirty diapers in the summer sun. Does childcare ever get any easier?
  4. Getting a lot of sex workers following me. I fight them off mostly during my commute.
  5. Hard core metal rock is mentally exhausting. I are a delicate flower. Do you the doileys in a 20-pack? I'm having a conceptual garden party.
  6. Involuntarily sporadically rocking out
  7. MOMMY WHY ARE THE SIDEWALKS SO MUCH NICER IN THE RICH PART OF TOWN I WANT TO BE MORE EQUAL
  8. A passing gal told me i had a nice haircut. Two minutes later i first hear then see my barber playing the erhu downtown.
  9. The new followers format helped me find two more marke+ers who were then BLOCKT. No more of my inspirational words 4 you. [chokes on food]
  10. @MojaveFoneBooth All Michael Bay movies are based on the second Perso-Turkic war (619). Also LA (213, 310, 323, 424, 562, 626, 661, and 818)
  11. Hobbling less now. Will finally be able to get back to my job, kicking random vehicles in parking lots.
  12. "Two people visited your profile and left their signatures." Since I used a completely fake name, I'm doubting it, Classmates dot com.
  13. Canes 22-29USD. Crutches 29. Hobbling 0.
  14. Saw a small child meowing at another. I've tried that, but I don't like the food at the institution.
  15. If this dream thing requires running a race, I'll cover the rear flank.
  16. @MojaveFoneBooth And I knew I was going to get grief for that message. Not specifically from you. Maybe from the binoc guy.
  17. @MojaveFoneBooth I didn't even know what he was looking at until I followed his line of sight. Then I looked back and he lowered his nocs.
  18. Ran into dude spying on a m&f couple dressing in a car. With nocs.
  19. That whole thing w/shaving 10yrs off your online dating profile? GETTING REALLY OLD. "I'd like to start this relationship off with a lie."
  20. Tori Spelling still missing since '89 LA earthquake