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  1. Leverage: The age of the lever. #ued #ISIHAC
  2. RT @smart__uk: Candidate - a sugared fruit... I've misunderstood I thought Candidate was a night out with a stripper #ued #ISIHAC
  3. bit.ly/Agfiyg Misogynist at best, sexual slavery at worst. Either everyone gets to play away or you keep it in your pants
  4. @NabNab Now that's not the attitude is it... you never know who's watching
  5. Equilibrium: a fossil fuel form of horse manure. #UED
  6. Assault in a closed bar in the commons? Do it in prime time, that's what gets the votes. Politicians can't even do scandal with brio anymore
  7. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of free time must be in want of wifi. - Porn not Prejudice
  8. @mezzoblue Gonna put that on a T-Shirt?
  9. Pediculous: an absurd yet pedantic idea
  10. Lagos: Windows Vista #UED #isihac
  11. @charltonbrooker It's to help you find the statistics of how likely a shark attack is, as you're being attacked.
  12. @robinince I know its in L'eau froide but that's '94
  13. @stigsheff Is that not enough?
  14. "I'm going to destroy Android, b/c it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this." Hysterical ranting of a cult leader.
  15. @bengoldacre I also notice the powerful "No comment" of that reply. You just made my day.
  16. @bengoldacre I love you for being polite but why bother? Just call Baroness Greenfield the attention whoring, self-promoter that she is.
  17. Implode: The burden of a mythical creature. #UED
  18. There is nothing worse than seeing spoiler alerts on a news site. bbc.in/poHvTR
  19. Loop.php in #wordpress, I've had enough of it. All the loops for this are getting hard coded.
  20. Thank God @VictoriaCoren laid of the innuendo on only connect this week that & Lorraine Kelly's performance on Buzzcocks may have killed me