carbonpile
- Computers are malevolent, you cannot convince me otherwise. If you try you are a liar and should be punched.7:58 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Hell yes we've built sentient AI, there's no other way a device built to do 2+2=4 could turn around and decide it equals "salted pork"7:57 PM Jul 11th from txt
- I fucking hate PC gaming I hate computers and I hate people who think they understand computers because they do NOT7:55 PM Jul 11th from txt
- STOP DYING DAMMIT PEOPLE12:05 PM Jun 28th from txt
- I no longer work in a warehouse, which is good because they are horrible caves full of gremlins who hate joy6:09 AM Jun 24th from txt
- I work in a warehouse, please kill me3:29 PM Jun 23rd from txt
- Ethanol spill! Someone spill some cocktail shrimp and we'll have a party11:00 AM Jun 11th from txt
- Penalty for a noon traffic jam should be a public slapping by all those inconvenienced by it, directed towards cause10:48 AM Jun 11th from txt
- And now david carradine is dead, today sucks7:14 AM Jun 4th from txt
- Ugh planet earth give me employment7:02 AM Jun 4th from txt
- hurf10:37 PM May 28th from txt
- Sister graduated today. Theme song this year by Joruney. Weird.6:57 PM May 17th from txt
- @BillCorbett Saw Twilight Rifftrax last night; stellar work, very nice job! Thank you for bringing giggles to a 100% Bland "movie".8:34 AM May 10th from txt
- @botchness thanks for that, I was starting to sleep10:56 PM May 9th from txt
- Followers: two friends, my sister, and six hideous advertising robots10:49 PM May 9th from txt
- Dear Twitter Androids: QUIT IT10:48 PM May 9th from txt
- Duke Nukem is dead1:10 PM May 8th from txt
- I slept for a one whole day. Still tired. I might be undead.9:50 PM May 3rd from txt
- Where is me noggy noggy boots12:35 AM May 1st from txt
- Server Update: person complains about dumb players. Someone else complains about the complaint. Everybody but me is dumb as shit.10:26 AM Apr 29th from txt
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- Name carbonpile
- Location kansas city
- Bio hell of right wing
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