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carameljawn

  1. @Tha_R Tiger comments, Townsend tweets, not taking responsibility for poor play...John Daly is a better rep for the gentleman's game.
  2. @Tha_R lol, McIlroy is currently my least favorite people in sport. A sportsman has infinite confidence, but this guy is just plain cocky.
  3. Rory McElroy missed the cut? Maybe he should stop talking shit about Tiger.
  4. @BillsAlmighty lol, I've seen worse (I Am Legend) - at least I could cameo spot.
  5. @LeftyJeenyus lost & intrigued after MoA - looking this stuff up.
  6. MIB III
  7. @LeftyJeenyus guess it's high time for a pilgrimage to the Land of 1000 Lakes
  8. Decision confirmed. #PraiseGod
  9. @fizzaywomack be still, my heart...
  10. I love stamping my sig on stuff in Preview. Almost forget I don't have a printer.
  11. @LeftyJeenyus eek! never had one, are they as amazing as I've always imagined?
  12. "...when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you achieve it." - The Alchemist
  13. Couldn't tell it all if I tried...but that won't stop me. Great news today.
  14. I can live out my (nonexistent) Drake fantasies with Moscato Beer twitter.com/carameljawn/st…
  15. Agree with every one i know -- flavorwire.com/291877/10-fict…
  16. "I'm often asked what I do for a living and I answer: I do what I want." - Cee-Lo Green
  17. @Smartmouth_87 well, I *would* have an excuse; but...
  18. @Born_A_Legend glory be, cuz - when's the cookout?
  19. Fortune from today's Chinese lunch: "Keep your feet on the ground even though friends may flatter you"
  20. Current read is "There Goes My Everything" - chronicling white Southerners during, in the wake of the Civil Rights Movement.