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captnorris5

  1. Someone should fuck up Hugh Laurie's ACL or something to preserve the legacy of the limp. 8:22 PM May 21st via web
  2. A hearty round of applause for @TWWjrock for tricking a perfectly good girl into marrying him. Congrats buddy. 6:37 PM May 20th via web
  3. Perhaps getting speared at every game in Worlds would be a good thing for Mule. Might motivate him to never have to play there again. 7:47 AM May 12th via web
  4. If you don't hate puppies - like this link for a good friend of mine facebook.com/photo.php?fbid… 5:17 PM May 9th via web
  5. If it takes longer to find a new owner than it does to start and finish law school, pass the bar, & start & quit a job - perhaps its a sign. 9:17 AM May 9th via web
  6. To illustrate how wrong I am, at the beginning of the season, I would have taken even odds that the Yotes finished dead last, league-wide. 6:09 AM May 9th via web
  7. I should be a professional NHL analyst. Assuming they have a filter that will automatically reverse all of my predictions before they air. 6:08 AM May 9th via web
  8. @TPLhockey Now, if you're David Polie, do you make the deal? Assuming Suter staying in Nashville is a lost cause. 11:46 AM May 8th via web in reply to TPLhockey
  9. Quincey for Suter's rights. Do you make that move? 11:43 AM May 8th via web
  10. @TWWjrock what? No love for the iconic Derek Meech? 6:46 PM May 6th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to TWWjrock
  11. @iwocpo Go Flyers. Get that sumuna bench on the golf course asap. 7:43 PM May 3rd via web in reply to iwocpo
  12. I fully comprehend the irony that is my hateful desire to brutally maim bigoted and racist idiots with a framing hammer. I'm OK with it. 8:51 PM Apr 25th via web
  13. You can't go on through a season with the memories of the things you didn't do... for obvious reasons. 7:27 PM Apr 25th via web
  14. T minus 2 minutes until that goal is a GIF, with "The Fuck?" added over Thomas's head. 7:25 PM Apr 25th via web
  15. Congratulations to the Nashville Predators for making the Western Conference Finals for the first time in franchise history 8:33 PM Apr 23rd via web
  16. Cue the riot jokes. 7:53 PM Apr 22nd via web
  17. Is the nausea left over from bachelor party shenanigans, shitty seafood at Fishbones, or the flu... 6:03 PM Apr 22nd via web