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GSElevator#1: My only inter-racial experience was with a black sock. Once.9:46 AM Mar 21stvia webRetweeted by captnZ and 405 others
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GSElevator#1: What most people would call the greatest night of their lives, I call just another Friday. #2: Or a Wednesday.9:03 AM Feb 18thvia webRetweeted by captnZ and 823 others