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GSElevator #1: My only inter-racial experience was with a black sock. Once. 9:46 AM Mar 21st via web Retweeted by captnZ and 405 others
@Matthieu_Aubert Non man... Mais en fait y en a pas mal, mais assez cageots quand meme 5:04 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to Matthieu_Aubert
Une seule femme dans la caserne, méga bonne 4:24 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for Android
Such a beautiful day to join the army 4:17 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for Android
@angelcandice magnifique... 9:07 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to angelcandice
Un resto avec un "moment de bonheur"?? Oui, à budapest... 10:50 AM Mar 1st via Twitter for Android
@StephEgger je sais pas ce que ca vaut mais y a des fringues NCAA sur eboutic.ch, genre le blouson 50 au lieu de 200... ABE 11:46 PM Feb 29th via web
GSElevator #1: Each comma in your bank account adds an inch to your dick. 9:19 PM Feb 24th via web Retweeted by captnZ and 1197 others
GSElevator #1: Jeremy Lin is from China like Michael Jordan is from the Ivory Coast. Make up your fucking minds. 7:39 PM Feb 22nd via web Retweeted by captnZ and 369 others
@Caradelevingne done! good luck! 4:34 AM Feb 22nd via web in reply to Caradelevingne
JuelzVentura I was going to look at my new @Brazzers scene but apparently I don't have an account anymore. Sorry not paying for my own shit. Whatever. 11:38 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by captnZ and 2 others
@Super_Iron_Kris sorry bro jai pas eu le twitt assez actif, j'en sors... 6:49 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Super_Iron_Kris
@Super_Iron_Kris chaud mais à boudry si tu veux te joindre à moi 2:50 AM Feb 21st via web in reply to Super_Iron_Kris
GSElevator #1: What most people would call the greatest night of their lives, I call just another Friday. #2: Or a Wednesday. 9:03 AM Feb 18th via web Retweeted by captnZ and 823 others
Concert de death metal... Ca te remet les idées en place 11:09 AM Feb 15th via Twitter for Android
Je suis clairement en train de me bourrer la gueule avec ma mère #mauler 10:27 AM Feb 14th via Twitter for Android
@SvenRoma clairement! mais j'avoue qu'une fois ou l'autre j'ai pu le faire étant bourré et ne plus me souvenir... 9:32 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to SvenRoma
@SvenRoma La choucroute au Jura 3:31 PM Feb 13th via web in reply to SvenRoma
GSElevator #1: I would pay like $500k to watch the Kardashians play Scrabble. 6:23 PM Feb 10th via web Retweeted by captnZ and 2305 others
quand t'échange des regards aussi intense avec des miss de 16 ans, tu te dis que la pédophilie devrait être légale 6:21 AM Feb 11th via web