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- While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- I’m trying to put my priorities behind me.10:05 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I’d like to congratulate you on dying with dignity.11:28 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Sometimes I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels.1:09 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?7:59 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that’s the price of living in Toronto.8:31 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- ‘No Brainers’ for a thousand, Alex.5:29 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook.6:14 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are.5:50 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forgot my cell phone.6:46 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place.8:40 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- I can cure your back problem, but there’s a risk that you’ll be left with nothing to talk about.4:13 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- I beg to differ, I find ‘Bad’ to be every bit as good as, and in some respects far superior to, ‘Thriller.’7:40 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- Where is Liz Taylor in my hour of need?6:52 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- No, no, your job’s not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We’re just firing you.8:06 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- It’s not the heat or the humidity. It’s the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer.2:27 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
- In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?8:01 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- We’re tunnelling out after lunch—pass it on.9:37 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- Now, we can get all those repressed memories the easy way or the hard way.6:32 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- No, I don’t need an alarm clock—anxiety is my alarm clock.7:58 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
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