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But in my screenplay, the young female P.O.W. is in the shower when her rescuers arrive.
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I’m reading ‘A Girl’s Guide to Aerial Hunting, Shooting, Gutting and Fishing.’
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That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke.
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How that relates to the Social Security debate baffles me, Senator. But, since you ask, I’m nude from the waist down.
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I think what this committee wants to know is whether or not the situation at the end of the rainbow can be sustained without a bailout.
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Is there a history of recession in your family?
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Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?
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It’s true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter.
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Nation-wise, we’re in a pickle.
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There, there it is again—the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger.
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Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election.
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I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we’d have to take a kidney right here and now.
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Do you have any references besides Batman?
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I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I’m a surrogate mother.
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Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham—it’s Labor Day.
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Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel.
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It’s been done, but I don’t think it’s been redone.
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Miss! Oh, Miss! For God's sake, stop!
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I like the way I look, but I hate my personality.
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Look, if we never went to bed angry we’d never sleep.
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