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  1. We'll be single again in Heaven, right? 8:33 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  2. Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies. 12:47 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  3. Speaking on behalf of my client: Trick or treat? 5:51 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  4. No calls for the rest of the day, Miss Bromley -- I'll be carving my pumpkin. 7:43 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  5. I'm going to a Halloween party as you. 5:15 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  6. Perhaps that peculiar odor is autumn. 2:03 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  7. What I don't, like, get is how she, like, figured out I was, like, having an affair with, like, the babysitter. 8:52 AM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  8. I used to worship the almighty dollar, but now I'm an atheist. 1:18 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  9. What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance? 7:40 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  10. I’ll be in, honey, as soon as I rake the leaf. 3:58 PM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  11. I don’t have to be smart, because someday I’ll just hire lots of smart people to work for me. 8:00 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  12. You don’t need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty. 11:06 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  13. I said ‘neighborhood watch’; they said ‘peeping Tom.’ 3:51 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  14. The following program is rated P, for ‘poop.’ 8:02 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  15. By the way, that’s not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR. 7:48 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  16. I don’t see liking trucks as a boy thing. I see it as a liking-trucks thing. 8:20 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  17. O.K., folks, let’s move along. I’m sure you’ve all seen someone qualify for a loan before. 10:21 AM Sep 15th from Tweetie
  18. I swear I wasn’t looking at smut—I was just stealing music. 3:39 PM Sep 12th from Tweetie
  19. Are we going out tonight as the happily married couple or as the couple whose marriage is going down the toilet? 9:44 AM Sep 10th from Tweetie
  20. Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day. 8:27 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  • Name New Yorker Captions
  • Bio New Yorker cartoons without the drawings.
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