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But in my screenplay, the young female P.O.W. is in the shower when her rescuers arrive.
I’m reading ‘A Girl’s Guide to Aerial Hunting, Shooting, Gutting and Fishing.’
That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke.
How that relates to the Social Security debate baffles me, Senator. But, since you ask, I’m nude from the waist down.
I think what this committee wants to know is whether or not the situation at the end of the rainbow can be sustained without a bailout.
Is there a history of recession in your family?
Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?
It’s true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter.
Nation-wise, we’re in a pickle.
There, there it is again—the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger.
Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election.
I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we’d have to take a kidney right here and now.
Do you have any references besides Batman?
I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I’m a surrogate mother.
Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham—it’s Labor Day.
Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel.
It’s been done, but I don’t think it’s been redone.
Miss! Oh, Miss! For God's sake, stop!
I like the way I look, but I hate my personality.
Look, if we never went to bed angry we’d never sleep.
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