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CaptGreybeard

  1. @Wibbl3 Looking good
  2. @CancerBikeMan I'm thinking of changing my name to Frankly Ridiculous. It would work quite well
  3. @HairyMcFairy He got married
  4. Paul Morton ? Thank you William Shitner #HIGNFY
  5. @Wireman Having strained to decipher the words, I think I prefer it to be illegible. "... made me weep via its bleakness."
  6. Goodness gracious me! youtu.be/gKMy15O1tCw Would I be able to relax in Sophia Loren's suite on MSC Divina? bit.ly/Jz7DUD
  7. Daring to cruise among Norway's magnificent white-tailed sea eagles bit.ly/LM4VAr
  8. Second man appears over incident - one of the more enlightening headlines of the day from BBC News - Scotland bbc.in/Jz73Gq
  9. My brother @cancerbikeman, has been blazing a trail through Western Isles on charity ride. Hope he didn't start this yfrog.com/gzw8zjzj
  10. If you're not in Marseille you can watch online at bit.ly/JyCUXT as Sophia Loren names MSC Divina
  11. I'm off to Marseille in the morning to join @msc_cruises_uk as Sophia Loren names MSC Divina. Back home in time for F1 GP on Sunday
  12. Guardian's cut-and-paste job repeats mis-spelling of Trinity-Mirror chairman's name bit.ly/LMdw5U
  13. Cruising where eagles dare bit.ly/LM4VAr
  14. #Leveson keen to crack on. Jay promises "next witness at 2." Boss insists on re-starting at 1.45. Well it is Friday after all #POETSDAY
  15. Robert Jay QC clearly not used to having to work Fridays. Muttering, mumbling and losing his place #leveson #weekendalmosthere
  16. @bethneil Canadians are renowned for their sense of humour. I met one in Venice who complained the place was "just full of shops"
  17. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, what price 1,000 pictures? Winner announced in Royal Princess cruise contest bit.ly/LLMyva