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CaptGreybeard

@Wibbl3 Looking good about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Wibbl3
@CancerBikeMan I'm thinking of changing my name to Frankly Ridiculous. It would work quite well about 8 hours ago via web in reply to CancerBikeMan
@HairyMcFairy He got married about 8 hours ago via web in reply to HairyMcFairy
Paul Morton ? Thank you William Shitner #HIGNFY about 8 hours ago via web
wendybaileypr This is just be best #HIGNFY ever!! @williamshatner is amazing about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CaptGreybeard
@Wireman Having strained to decipher the words, I think I prefer it to be illegible. "... made me weep via its bleakness." about 9 hours ago via web in reply to Wireman
Goodness gracious me! youtu.be/gKMy15O1tCw Would I be able to relax in Sophia Loren's suite on MSC Divina? bit.ly/Jz7DUD about 9 hours ago via bitly
Daring to cruise among Norway's magnificent white-tailed sea eagles bit.ly/LM4VAr about 9 hours ago via bitly
Second man appears over incident - one of the more enlightening headlines of the day from BBC News - Scotland bbc.in/Jz73Gq about 9 hours ago via bitly
My brother @cancerbikeman, has been blazing a trail through Western Isles on charity ride. Hope he didn't start this yfrog.com/gzw8zjzj about 12 hours ago via web
If you're not in Marseille you can watch online at bit.ly/JyCUXT as Sophia Loren names MSC Divina about 12 hours ago via web
I'm off to Marseille in the morning to join @msc_cruises_uk as Sophia Loren names MSC Divina. Back home in time for F1 GP on Sunday about 12 hours ago via web
Guardian's cut-and-paste job repeats mis-spelling of Trinity-Mirror chairman's name bit.ly/LMdw5U about 16 hours ago via bitly
Cruising where eagles dare bit.ly/LM4VAr about 16 hours ago via bitly
#Leveson keen to crack on. Jay promises "next witness at 2." Boss insists on re-starting at 1.45. Well it is Friday after all #POETSDAY about 17 hours ago via web
Robert Jay QC clearly not used to having to work Fridays. Muttering, mumbling and losing his place #leveson #weekendalmosthere about 17 hours ago via web
@bethneil Canadians are renowned for their sense of humour. I met one in Venice who complained the place was "just full of shops" about 17 hours ago via web in reply to bethneil
If a picture is worth 1,000 words, what price 1,000 pictures? Winner announced in Royal Princess cruise contest bit.ly/LLMyva about 17 hours ago via bitly
jonmoorhead @CaptGreybeard @mk1969 @yahoofinanceuk ::: Maybe should have outsourced the subbing of that statement to PA about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CaptGreybeard Retweeted by CaptGreybeard
ACEtweeting Tune into BBC2’s Coast at 9 pm this Sunday 27 May to see Swan Hellenic’s mv Minerva at Port Rush Harbour, prior to her recent refurb about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by CaptGreybeard and 4 others

Name John Honeywell
Location ÜT: 51.4549848,-0.9805871
Web http://www.captai...
Bio Overweight UK-based hack who escaped Fleet St to become a travel writer specialising in cruise ships. Thinks he's amusing. Can cook. Can't sing or dance.