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captdistraction

  1. Warm but happy puppy instagr.am/p/K_PRJkDNrC/ 4:46 PM May 23rd via Instagram
  2. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/yXn1AgvbTuE?a Octane Raceway Karting Leagues 5/22 A Main 4:00 PM May 23rd via Google
  3. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/w3Vj7OD6fQg?a MMP Vacation 11:52 AM May 21st via Google
  4. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/To9CpKvpZJ4?a Week start at Miller Motorsports Park 2:18 AM May 21st via Google
  5. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/gxu9Z7OWNRo?a Boss Track Attack 5/18 Miller GT car, 2nd open session, East 7:26 PM May 18th via Google
  6. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/5tcGSO4hhc4?a Boss Track Attack 5/18 Miller GT car, 1st open session, East 4:26 PM May 18th via Google
  7. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/rt0xzyI8SKw?a Karting at Miller Motorsports Park 1:58 AM May 15th via Google
  8. Sleepy little guy instagr.am/p/J3zx-rjNuV/ 11:01 PM Apr 25th via Instagram
  9. first run since sick, so out of shape. I just finished a 2.39 mi run with a pace of 11'26"/mi with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount 8:52 PM Apr 9th via Nike+ GPS on iOS
  10. Today I did a total of 213 situps thanks to the TwoHundred Situps iPhone app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 3) #200Situps 8:07 PM Apr 9th via HundredPushups
  11. Today I did a total of 140 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 3) #100Pushups 7:57 PM Apr 9th via HundredPushups
  12. Win an Apple iPad- 16GB WiFi (2nd Gen) @slickdeals slickdeals.net/giveaway/1556 12:43 PM Apr 5th via Slickdeals
  13. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/HjV7BpmFuuM?a #820 Audi Style Racing wreck 24 Hours of Lemons Sears Pointl 2:31 PM Mar 27th via Google
  14. Win an Apple iPad- 16GB WiFi (2nd Gen) @slickdeals slickdeals.net/giveaway/1536 11:04 AM Mar 20th via Slickdeals
  15. Today I did a total of 182 situps thanks to the TwoHundred Situps iPhone app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 3) #200Situps 3:22 PM Mar 15th via HundredPushups
  16. Today I did a total of 120 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 3) #100Pushups 3:10 PM Mar 15th via HundredPushups
  17. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/pv_UztItRCA?a GOPR0095 2:06 AM Mar 15th via Google