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CaptainxBumout

  1. I just really hate the shit out of some people's religious actions. #propeople about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. Who needs porn when you have "50 Shades of Grey". about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. Geek pride day mother fuckers. I'm more of a nerd but fuck everyone else all the same. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  4. Nothing can't stop us. Did I hear that correctly? That's a double negative. I thought Common was supposed to be a smart rapper. 2:26 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  5. Greyson is Greymazingly Greyfect is trending. It seems kids don't even remotely know how puns work. 3:21 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  6. RT“@Drake: Yo...remember getting kicked off someone's Top 8. Disrespect ting.” Remember when people could spell disrespecting? 12:51 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  7. And for those of you wondering, it's Shrek, Shrek 2, How To Train Your Dragon and Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-rabbit. 9:02 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  8. Madagascar 3? Dreamworks needs to step their shit up. Only 4 good movies they've ever made. 7:45 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  9. My tweets = ( #=punch lines) 2:34 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Why are people always cryptic about who they're talking shit about. Man up and call them out. #90sAlanismorissettehit 2:18 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  11. Dan Harmon replaced on Community. Let's see how season four goes. 12:11 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. More on this story as it develops in the coming days/weeks. 3:03 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  13. Tonight there was a person parked in front of my house. I went outside to feed my cats and they hid. I went inside and they took off. 3:02 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  14. A couple of nights ago when I was feeding my cats outside, I heard a cell phone go off close to me. Me being the pussy I am rushed inside. 3:01 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  15. Starburns lives! #community #sixseasonsandamovie 7:01 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Everyone put your TV's on NBC now. 8 bit Community! 5:08 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Daniel Martinez
  • Location With Carmen Sandiego and Waldo
  • Bio Very competitive, Good at nothing, Highly Overrated.
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