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  1. tmblr.co/Zs1zexM9LqOf breakin the Vaughters curse
  2. @tourdecouch can't wait tuh see all the masters fatties gettin their shoe laces caught in their fuggin chains
  3. Link: tmblr.co/Zs1zexM8JKzW the unicorn thief
  4. tmblr.co/Zs1zexM5_8MR Press Release: Announcing Verified Dope Products LLC
  5. tmblr.co/Zs1zexM5yRq1 inspired by @cycleboredom
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  7. @sitdowninfront he he, made captain chuckle
  8. @fsethd fully deserved. n yer absolutely right about the fear. then comes anger, and finally sorrow for those yer about to leave behind
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  13. @Cycleboredom yes so that you know well in advance to get the fugg outta the way
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  16. @DZ_AU @cycleboredom no their is fuggin not. This is the exact reason blowin snot rockets was invented