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  1. Lands' End customer service is seriously the best ever. I love them. #landsend #love 4:02 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  2. Petit Elephant Onesie Giveaway http://bit.ly/1lXLtP 10:40 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  3. One boy down with the flu, one to go, I'm sure. 10:39 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  4. . 10:37 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  5. Creepy http://www.thisman.org/ 10:36 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  6. Cannon: {sad voice} "I have a ditch (itch) in my throat. An I didn't even eat a ditch. It's djust dare." 10:35 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  7. Just ordered groceries online for the first time. My "To Freaking Do" list (and my stress level) was just lowered astronomically. #peapod 10:35 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  8. Well, I thought that one. I didn't actually use it. Yet. 7:49 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
  9. Besides cock juggling thunder cunt. I already used that one. 7:48 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
  10. What can I call someone who's a huge jerk? Something ridiculously vulgar. And cursy. 7:48 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
  11. Quote. From my five year old. While driving down hills in the Jeep. "My penis is crying." What does that meeeeeeeeeaaaan?!?! 4:49 PM Oct 17th from TweetDeck
  12. Are all three year olds bipolar? 5:48 AM Oct 13th from txt
  13. hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: Look it up #uselessknowledge 6:45 AM Oct 6th from TweetDeck
  14. @OHmommy Holy crap! So glad she's okay!! 5:59 PM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
  15. To person who turned in the lost BMW keys to the police- thank you. 10:44 AM Oct 3rd from txt
  16. Fedex field. 80,000 people. Lost car keys. Fuck. 3:25 PM Oct 2nd from txt
  17. Who doesn't Bono use as a stage prop...? 3:03 PM Oct 2nd from txt
  18. On fedex field at U2 concert... 5:26 PM Sep 29th from txt
  19. Where the hell is a breakfast place in OBX? DM me... #obx #starving 6:08 AM Sep 19th from txt
  20. How do I get replies sent to my phone? I get DM's, but not replies. .. 1:06 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck