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  1. I just bought a billion shares of myspace. Imma make a fortune! Take that, fb. (Leaves annoying glitter graphic). 12:29 PM May 18th via UberSocial for Android
  2. Linda Hogan's engagement was called off. Just goes to show that not everyone likes leather seats. 6:56 AM May 16th via web
  3. @LAKings in New Orleans tonite.. gonna be screaming Go Kings Go on Bourbon Street! 4:10 PM May 13th via UberSocial for Android
  4. @TheRealPWB All good here.. vacationing in New Orleans! You? 8:50 AM May 12th via web in reply to TheRealPWB
  5. Hockey fights sound awesome, but they are really just dancing while clutching your partner's jersey. 6:26 PM Apr 30th via web
  6. Can't believe the attention for the kid who didnt get a baseball. I should be a celeb 10x for all my crying in creepy santa's lap pix. 12:51 PM Apr 27th via UberSocial for Android
  7. @Colin_Hanks Agreed. For all the beatings and hate and anger, it always ends as gentlemen. And that is badass. 7:57 PM Apr 22nd via web in reply to Colin_Hanks
  8. KINGS!!!!! KINGS!!!!! I AM NOW DOING A NAKED VICTORY LAP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! @LAKINGS WOOHOO!!!! 7:55 PM Apr 22nd via web
  9. The Kings finally play a game earlier than 10:30 and they go to overtime. 7:39 PM Apr 22nd via web
  10. @LAKings I know it wasn't done for me, but thanks for playing before 10:30 EST!! GO KINGS GO!!! 5:06 PM Apr 22nd via web
  11. @LAKings Go Kings Go!!! Making some noise in the South for ya.. 7:26 PM Apr 18th via web
  12. @1982Braves One of my favorite teams ever.. I remember "It's a Long Way to October"!. Probably the first year I went to a game. Sa-weet. 7:03 PM Apr 18th via web
  13. RIP Dick Clark.. I know it was a rough last few years, but your spirit was always of that teenager we loved. The password is.. sad. 12:55 PM Apr 18th via UberSocial for Android
  14. Nice job on the breach of contract, #biggestloser contestants. YOU SIGNED UP.. and you know how it's played. Big babies, ALL OF YOU. 5:16 PM Apr 17th via web
  15. I'm going to be hella tired at work tomorrow, but I don't care! GO KINGS GO!! WOOHOO!!! @LAKings 10:15 PM Apr 15th via web
  16. @LAKings Shot differential? It's better to burn out than to fade away. Canucks = burn out. 8:21 PM Apr 15th via web in reply to LAKings
  17. @DamonLindelof How topical. 5:32 PM Apr 15th via web in reply to DamonLindelof
  18. Let's go, Kings!! @LAKings @AnzeKopitar @JonathanQuick32 i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/c… #LAKings #VanLAK 1:00 PM Apr 15th via web
  19. @LAKings Do it!!! i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/c… 12:51 PM Apr 15th via web
  • Name Eric Richardson
  • Location Chattanooga, TN area
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  • Bio I'm not here to start no trouble.. I'm just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!
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