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  1. just got back from Electric Daisy Carnival in LA. I've never been so in love with a crowd.
  2. according to the death toll in Moapa Valley, the mortal coil just got considerably shorter.
  3. one day again, Memorial day and Veterans day will mean nothing. But today, too many are lost to forget.
  4. is poor again. the boyfriend and I will resume skanking for our dinners.
  5. passion is candlelit dinner and spicy dancing. love is pajamas and nick at nite.
  6. well said George Lopez. Well said.
  7. is going alien hunting with her lover next week.
  8. is considering spending a weekend in Alamo so she can do an "investigative" piece on Area 51. Wierd news is good news, right?!
  9. suddenly has a TON of followers. Oh, the pressure! The zombie apocalypse needs to come so I'll have something to write about.
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  11. tons of people on the strip with those surgical masks on. LIKE THAT WILL REALLY SAVE YOU FROM THE ZOMBIE FLU. (uglygirlsays.com)
  12. free your mind, and your ass will follow. (uglygirlsays.com)
  13. it's all fire and brimstone, baby, so let's go outside.
  14. will try today to actually cook an egg on the sidewalk. I'm feeling very positive about this.
  15. the streets of Vegas are paved with porn. (uglygirlsays.com)
  16. has decided to always live in a small town. Neither terrorists nor aliens care about Moapa Valley. (uglygirlsays.com)
  17. has come to the conclusion that her life is a complicated metaphor. For what? Meatloaf, perhaps. (uglygirlsays.com)
  18. can't think of anything clever or witty to say. How disappointing. (uglygirlsays.com)
  19. will take responsibility for everything she puts out there, every sin and saintly act. (uglygirlsays.com)
  20. will take responsibility for everything she puts out there, every sin and saintly act.