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  1. @mediagadfly haha I LOVE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT RACISM. Especially RICH IDIOT ONES.
  2. @mediagadfly oh my god, Coulter and Beck together have to create some kind of black hole of ignorance, a vacuum of extreme suck.
  3. @fuggirls Ack, she repeated the romper on Jimmy Fallon's show last night. do not want.
  4. yes, I'm behind. just now watching Rachel Maddow from last night. Damn you, Rogers, give me MSNBC on the TV!
  5. hm, giant squid moving in on California...the first wave of the Cthulhu army? Pleasepleaseplease yes.
  6. this new sports bra boasts "bounce-control!" it's possible. i better test it out.
  7. flight to new jersey for august booked! excitement is starting!
  8. Which isn't to say there aren't issues with health care in Canada; there are MAJOR issues, but at least we're all covered. ALL OF US.
  9. Not having to pay for a rape kit was pretty great, all things considered. I've been to the ER a few times with no hassles.
  10. Sick of all these commercials warning of the ills of the Canadian health care system. ENOUGH PUNS FOR YOU?? srsly though, it's not so bad.
  11. egg whites and ground turkey, i am a fucking health machine. for one meal, at least.
  12. @3x1minus1 omfg I didn't know about @johnlarroquette. I think I just died a little. everyone i need is on twitter, officially.
  13. series 1 Torchwood on the tv. Ianto's cyber-girlfriend episode. I think I can handle it.
  14. my faves are "Hail Satan!" and "Who's your abusive stepfather?" RT: @BoingBoing: Things to say during sex. http://tinyurl.com/mh4egx
  15. @rainnwilson that's religion and science for you! Science is only right when it's convenient and non-controversial.
  16. workout #2 completed, and laundry is laundering. reading, writing, simpsons.
  17. "No man should outlive his fictional wizard!" Homer says what I feel about fictional teaboys. Sniffle.
  18. Okay workout. Haven't done it in two days, so should I do extra today? I DON'T KNOW. They don't teach weight loss in school. they SHOULD.
  19. I am henceforth...an independent! No party gets my money ever fucking again. Again, they can have my time, but they don't want it.
  20. All the political parties want is my fucking wallet. I've offered my time to the NDPs COUNTLESS times and they don't want me. So fuck you.