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captainbrucefl

  1. @Chrysler I WILL NEVER EVER BUY A DODGE-CHRYSLER AUTO EVER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. LIFETIME GUARANTEE. about 8 hours ago via web
  2. @thejessicadrake --HAVE YOU SEEN THESE ???? I'M GAME twitter.com/captainbrucefl… 4:31 PM May 22nd via web in reply to thejessicadrake
  3. @thejessicadrake I AM NOT HAPPY THAT I MISSED YOU HERE ON MY HOME TURF-TWICE!! I LOVE T'S LOUNGE AND WOULD GIVE HALF MY KINGDOM FOR LAPDANCE 4:30 PM May 22nd via web in reply to thejessicadrake
  4. @BarackObama MAKE A LIST OF EVERYTHING THE REPUBLICANS HAVE BLOCKED FOR 4 YEARS-HOW MUCH BETTER COULD IT BE NOW.... 4:57 PM May 21st via web in reply to BarackObama
  5. @BarackObama I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE ELSE COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED WHAT OBAMA HAS ACCOMPLISHED. REPUBLICANS CREATED THIS DISASTOR 4:56 PM May 21st via web in reply to BarackObama
  6. @andersoncooper @AC360 I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE ELSE COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED WHAT OBAMA HAS ACCOMPLISHED. THEY MADE IT THIS WAY. 4:54 PM May 21st via web in reply to andersoncooper
  7. @HopeDworaczyk "Your call is important to us--please continue to hold" I DON'T THINK SO !!!! 9:04 AM May 20th via web in reply to HopeDworaczyk
  8. @BreeOlson Californian 4:34 PM May 19th via web in reply to BreeOlson
  9. @ProducerMarie Welcome to the Right Coast--you're up early.. 4:15 AM May 19th via web in reply to ProducerMarie
  10. @iLuvMiki --YOUR GRAMMA SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU THAT ONE---SO TRUE...AND SOME DAY IN THE FUTURE YOU'LL FIND THOSE THINGS IN YOUR CUPBOARD ;-) 6:16 PM May 18th via web in reply to iLuvMiki
  11. @AprilHunter YES..YOU ARE THEIR HEALTH, THEIR FITNESS AND THEIR LONG LIFE. A SUBSCRIPTION IS BETTER THAN A CLUB MEMBERSHIP OR PRESCRIPTION 4:51 PM May 18th via web in reply to AprilHunter
  12. @AprilHunter I'VE GOT YOUR NEXT PROMOTION... twitter.com/captainbrucefl… 6:37 AM May 18th via web
  13. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE MISSING THE FINALE OF CRIMINAL MINDS..YOU ARE NOT 6:49 PM May 16th via web
  14. CBS--CRIMINAL MINDS--DO YOU THINK WE ARE FCKING STUPID?? YOU USED TO BE A GOOD SHOW. YOU ARE NOT ANY MORE. PLEASE GET OFF THE AIR. U SUCK 6:49 PM May 16th via web
  15. THIS CRIMINAL MINDS GRANDE FINALE IS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF FAKE DUMB SHIT ALLEGED COP ACTION THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN THIS WAY. BULLSHIT 6:47 PM May 16th via web
  16. @iLuvMiki Wrapped? Or raped?? 3:12 PM May 13th via web in reply to iLuvMiki
  17. @ProducerMarie My grandson-11yo-ran his first 10k yesterday in 49. ;-) 1:44 AM May 13th via web in reply to ProducerMarie
  18. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...WHERE WOULD YOU BE NOW...http://youtu.be/jPts15JaOTo 1:27 AM May 13th via web
  19. @ProducerMarie --HERE---TRY THIS INSTEAD ;-) twitter.com/captainbrucefl… 2:05 PM May 12th via web in reply to ProducerMarie
  20. @PBMorningShow @DallasCowboys @FiftyFit THERE YOU GO-http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/09/miss-over-50-contest-in-las-vegas-17.html# 7:41 AM May 11th via web in reply to PBMorningShow