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  1. Did some further tweaks to my #lighttpd caching module. It's now comparable or slightly faster (depending) than serving a static file. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. It chaps my hide when people say WA needs to be more "business friendly"; it's code for "be hyper-Republican & fuck normal people". about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @MikeInMi @DanaHoule Here, at least it's a thin clear layer of ice on the road you really can't see. I assure you it's real. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MikeInMi
  4. @DanaHoule It's a specific thing here, not the same as normal ice. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to DanaHoule
  5. @DanaHoule What's wrong w/ "black ice"? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to DanaHoule
  6. I guess being high on life *is* bad. RT @fbihop: Possibly. RT: @plutoniumpage: @fbihop Some other substance involved? 12:14 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  7. @plutoniumpage Dunno about anyone else, but I have better things to do than wait in line for days. I don't feel like dealing w/ the crowds. 10:34 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to plutoniumpage
  8. I have some work to do, but holiday weekend stuff conspires against me. Hmph. 9:52 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  9. @owillis Gah. "Art" is 2nd person singular of to be. Gluttony is a sin. Thou art a glutton. See? 12:17 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to owillis
  10. @DanaHoule So, how's 1980? 9:52 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to DanaHoule
  11. Woah. Took a bunch of debugging stuff that was going to the error log. Tiered caching module mean req time 2.216ms, static file 2.110ms. 9:03 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  12. @plutoniumpage @sluggahjells Maybe they just can't fucking spell. 3:44 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to plutoniumpage
  13. Fleshed out the benchmarks for the tiered cache with mod_mcpage and did a write up: http://bit.ly/88SE1d I'm rather pleased. 1:40 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  14. This tweet, #1919, is dedicated to the Treaty of Versailles. 12:44 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. @JuanitaBerguson Yeah, because I had never heard of God & Jesus Christ before just now. If they're real, I still want nothing to do w/ them. 12:40 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to JuanitaBerguson
  16. @JuanitaBerguson If there is a God, I pray Satan welcomes me into Hell. 12:33 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to JuanitaBerguson
  17. @JuanitaBerguson Yes, the Church of Rome is very popular with Evangelicals. 12:09 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to JuanitaBerguson
  18. Silly @JC_Christian, people like @JuanitaBerguson don't believe Catholics are really Christian anyway. 12:01 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  19. And no memcached just finished. 95% within 780ms. 3ms -> 17ms -> 780ms isn't too shabby. 11:34 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  20. Educating Sarah #SarahPalinmovietitles 11:26 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck