captain_picard
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Nebulae are beautiful, so long as they don't mess with your navigational deflector too badly.
4:20 PM Nov 3rd
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Starfleet conference on 'Exploring Brave New Sexes' completed. The Prime Directive applies there, too--oops...
7:12 PM Nov 2nd
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How am I feeling? Almost human--with just a bit of a headache. That's why I take...Excedrin.
7:16 PM Nov 1st
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@ Remember what happened to my last doppelganger? It didn't end well for him, either. Phaser blast to the chest...by me!
5:49 PM Oct 30th
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@: How could you even ask the question? Lock and load. :P
8:16 PM Oct 25th
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I always feel a little unsettled after beaming to a place just after lunch.
3:45 PM Oct 25th
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Warp engine status: nominal, ship & crew: fully operational. What is there to worry about? Romulans? Pshaw.
8:31 AM Oct 11th
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The rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.
8:11 PM Oct 9th
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Is it wrong that I still try to divine my command decisions by the random positioning of stars and planets?
5:55 PM Oct 5th
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Captain's Log: Gone where no one has gone before.....and liked it.
7:03 PM Oct 1st
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My commbadge was stuck in conference mode without my knowing, so now everyone knows my personal log. Sorry, everybody.
8:53 AM Sep 20th
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Mmm, comfy Captain's chair. Makes me want to nap. Really, Data, I'm just resting my eyes.
6:00 PM Sep 5th
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The turbolifts, they be stuck! At least I'm not bottled up with a group of spunky children this time...
6:54 AM Aug 31st
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I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know.
7:41 PM Aug 25th
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@ Hey, it's not my problem if you can't appreciate the fine subtleties of Motorhead's music!
9:28 AM Aug 23rd
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Captain's Log: No orange sherbet. The replicator says it doesn't have the molecular structure. I thought this was supposed to be utopia!
7:05 AM Aug 21st
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@ : You call that help?
8:50 PM Aug 19th
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in reply to Q_____
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Everyone should come to Starfleet Academy next month for my latest lecture: "Spandex: How did it survive to the 24th Century?"
7:00 PM Aug 18th
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Re: inquiries of my music choice. Of course, it was Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 21. Oh, I'm such a liar: It was Motorhead.
4:04 PM Aug 16th
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Just sitting in the big chair in front of the big screen today. Couldn't find a Starfleet regulation that outlawed loud music on the bridge
3:35 PM Aug 16th
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- Name Jean-Luc Picard
- Location USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-E
- Web http://www.startr...
- Bio Starfleet Captain. Donut Fiend.
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