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  1. It is infuriating to be stopped at the threshold of a dream by one's own ship.
  2. LaForge, what is our major malfunction?
  3. Don't you hate it when things you say become cheesy catchphrases that others use? Especially annoying people. "Make it so" is so over.
  4. Captain's Log: Mastering the basics is what it's all about.
  5. Shields up! Red Alert! Oh wait, that's Riker's line... Guess I need to quit with the caffeine.
  6. Captain's Log: You'd be surprised at how much work goes into making this 'do look good.
  7. @K0mad0ri : That must have been what happened. I don't remember what I don't remember.
  8. @_Data, I did not promote you to first officer overnight for your birthday, did I? Oh, that was just a dream.
  9. @Ironman2717 : It's jeanlucr0x0rs2363. Oh wait, no it's not
  10. Starship operations, Xbox....Starship operations.....Xbox. Xbox.
  11. Heeelllllloooooo, Doctor Crusher.
  12. Captain's Log: Infinitely recursive time loops and their effect on my Twitter postings--my new thesis.
  13. Captain's Log: Where was that logbook hiding? In the john, Jean-Luc, in the john.
  14. Captain's Log: Sometimes it's a smart thing to lower the shields. Sometimes.
  15. Captain's Log: Is there any way I can not have to listen in on the Admirals' Listserv? Seriously, it's just all gossip anyway.
  16. Where is this rumor coming from that I like musicals?
  17. Holodeck for the next 8 hours. Damnable day.
  18. Captain's Log: Yes, I've been too busy to keep up my log. Yes, those were clown pants Riker was wearing. No, I don't know why yet.
  19. Captain's Log: This is a Federation starship, not a damn semi-tractor-trailer. Get a freighter if you want to haul that nasty crap.
  20. Captain's Log: Heard the guy who starred in "Dolemite" just died. Mourn ya till I join ya, bro...