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Whoo! Risa!
| captain_picard Captain's Log: What? Have you never heard of Captain's Holiday? |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Two nights of consecutive musical theatre is just not enough for this Starfleet captain. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Just watchin' the fish this morning. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Another new commbadge? Didn't we just change these? |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Fencing championship today. Make it so, losers! |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Back from the trip in the Captain's Yacht. How's it hanging? |
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| captain_picard Supplemental: Taking the captain's yacht, Calypso, out for a quick tour of the system. Why, you ask? Oh, no reason. I'm incommunicado. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Lwaxana's in town. Where's the nearest airlock? |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Archaeology field trip today. Maybe there'll be some comely science babes afoot! |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Don't actually have much to say here, but am required by Starfleet Regulations to make a regular entry. Boo! |
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| captain_picard Supplemental: Everytime Data tells a bad joke now, I order him to go and dust the warp coils with a toothbrush. Is that bad? |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: I need a rubber stamp for my forehead that reads, I AM NOT A GOD. Except in some places, Dr. Crusher. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Did Horatio Hornblower ever have to put up with this? |
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| captain_picard Supplemental: Anybody know anybody who owns a grass skirt. No, I can't really say what for. And, no, I can't replicate it. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Damn Starfleet staff meetings taking up all my day yesterday. I thought my starship was supposed to take me *away* from it. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: This is a command centre, not a hippie love commune. Save your emo for the away teams. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: Warp 9.996. Eat my space dust, Romulan losers! |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: That's it. When they start adding commercials to Holonovels, that's when I start reprogramming the Holodeck. |
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| captain_picard Captain's Log: My commbadge is acting up. I call Riker and get Crusher. I call Geordi and I get Worf. This is very confusing. |
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