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captain_jake

  1. Eye'n the feyce off you wonton bby. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Trojune whorse hissperer. 2:57 PM May 24th via web
  3. @zanecarney a) min 9th b) Eflat Maj7 c) IV - IVmin - I 2:54 PM May 23rd via web in reply to zanecarney
  4. So: no brain & no heart. 12:04 PM May 23rd via web
  5. Photo: Zizek 2012 tmblr.co/ZkpHUyL-41Nx 6:05 AM May 23rd via Tumblr
  6. @TheEasternSea you're making it hard for me to be jaded and cheap... #congratz 7:46 AM May 22nd via web
  7. I-I-I-I got all the syrup, I got all the syrup. #WhatIsThisShit? youtu.be/gQa_QW4ZJXA 5:42 AM May 22nd via web
  8. Well that was a strange nightmare. Fucking alligators. 5:02 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: David Bowie (39), The Band (32) & Digitalism (26) bit.ly/gx7bRp 2:53 AM May 21st via Tweekly.fm
  10. Eyes a feenix w/th a fourked tongue, misspilling madeup words. 12:09 PM May 18th via web
  11. @motleyfuel i'd like to thank the academy... 9:57 AM May 18th via web in reply to motleyfuel
  12. The streak continues with a double dose. 1:58 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @BarackObama I'm a naughty naughty girl and I deserve a spanking. 9:29 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. As a rule, my best decisions are the bad ones. 9:03 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. In Today's News: @Klout thinks I'm influential on Tacos & Typos. #AccurateAlliteration 7:34 PM May 17th via web
  16. Photo: An alternate, all-turned, Paul-in-flip-flops Abbey Road cover shot. Expected to go for 10-15k in... tmblr.co/ZkpHUyLeR300 6:07 AM May 17th via Tumblr
  17. @registeredtrout you had a thirty-second window. you're my hero. 10:01 PM May 16th via web in reply to registeredtrout
  18. Just found an earring in my carpet. #MementoWhorey 9:45 PM May 16th via web