Get short, timely messages from Jake Cowan.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @captain_jake.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow captain_jake to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

captain_jake

  1. Eye'n the feyce off you wonton bby.
  2. Trojune whorse hissperer.
  3. @zanecarney a) min 9th b) Eflat Maj7 c) IV - IVmin - I
  4. So: no brain & no heart.
  5. Photo: Zizek 2012 tmblr.co/ZkpHUyL-41Nx
  6. @TheEasternSea you're making it hard for me to be jaded and cheap... #congratz
  7. I-I-I-I got all the syrup, I got all the syrup. #WhatIsThisShit? youtu.be/gQa_QW4ZJXA
  8. Well that was a strange nightmare. Fucking alligators.
  9. My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: David Bowie (39), The Band (32) & Digitalism (26) bit.ly/gx7bRp
  10. Eyes a feenix w/th a fourked tongue, misspilling madeup words.
  11. @motleyfuel i'd like to thank the academy...
  12. The streak continues with a double dose.
  13. @BarackObama I'm a naughty naughty girl and I deserve a spanking.
  14. As a rule, my best decisions are the bad ones.
  15. In Today's News: @Klout thinks I'm influential on Tacos & Typos. #AccurateAlliteration
  16. Photo: An alternate, all-turned, Paul-in-flip-flops Abbey Road cover shot. Expected to go for 10-15k in... tmblr.co/ZkpHUyLeR300
  17. @registeredtrout you had a thirty-second window. you're my hero.
  18. Just found an earring in my carpet. #MementoWhorey