capricecrane
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We need a "Celeb Bounty Sex App," telling how much you can get for boning a celebrity. Tiger: Big $$! Gary Busey: $5
5 minutes ago
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RT @ Need another great holiday gift idea? Check out @ 's highlarious book And buy it. :)
about 1 hour ago
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@ Your taste in humor is only outdone by your utter foxiness! Thanks for the shout-out, sister!
about 1 hour ago
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@ I just wish you had a little self esteem. ;) Happy birthday, sweetheart. Sorry I'm on the wrong coast today. xo
about 2 hours ago
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Slim-Fast shakes are being recalled because they cause "nausea, vomiting and diarrhea," which...used to be selling points.
about 3 hours ago
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Max is back! My dog provides advice and licks his privates. Not necessarily in that order. Ask away:
about 20 hours ago
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Wisconsin has made "Cheese Jerky." I'm not sure what horseman of the apocalypse that is, but he calls himself "Awesome."
about 21 hours ago
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George Michael recently revealed, "I smoke 7 joints a day." Parole must be *a lot* different in Britain.
11:18 AM Dec 6th
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Ron Livingston is suing to make his Wikipedia page stop lying, showing great misunderstanding of the law and the internet.
9:46 AM Dec 6th
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Rolling Stone Magazine has launched a restaurant chain. I can't wait to eat a "Remember When We Were Cool?" burger.
8:53 AM Dec 6th
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Hef: "Nothing wrong with what Tiger did." There's no clearer sign you messed up than Hef saying you're morally okay.
10:09 PM Dec 5th
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Not sure I trust Tila Tequila as to who has herpes and who doesn't because I imagine to her, everyone has herpes. Or will.
5:20 PM Dec 5th
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If you've got a sec, just make sure you aren't a mistress of Tiger's. It's like finding a lottery ticket in your pants.
3:17 PM Dec 5th
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Danish Hookers Offer Free Sex At UN Climate Meeting. If you don't believe in global warming, you could for 10 minutes or so.
10:24 AM Dec 5th
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Adam Lambert will be on The View. Hasselbeck will hide behind a cross & garlic, wildly confusing her trending topics.
9:04 AM Dec 5th
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A UK man was found not-guilty of murder due to "sleepwalking." So "massive headache" has a chance, right? RIGHT?!
6:18 PM Dec 4th
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@ Considering last time I woke up with underage Thai hookers and no memories of the night before...fine twist my arm.
5:57 PM Dec 4th
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in reply to steveagee
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When did "it gets dark fast" become code for "I have nothing to do tonight, can I please tag along?"
5:17 PM Dec 4th
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@ We all know Santa's actual problem is with brisket.
4:32 PM Dec 4th
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in reply to samantharonson
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Ashley Dupre on Tiger's mistress: "And I was a hooker?" Yes. Despite others committing adultery, yes, you were a hooker.
3:58 PM Dec 4th
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- Name caprice crane
- Location Los Angeles and New York
- Web http://www.capric...
- Bio Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer (90210/Melrose Place)
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