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  1. Snow: it's only awesome when you don't have to drive in it.
  2. The wind is a jerk.
  3. I meant to do things today. Really. I did.
  4. I only seem to go on Twitter when I'm procrastinating. Who cares about Plato anyway?
  5. I forgot how fucking weird Halloween can be on campus. And how big of an idiot I can be.
  6. TGIF for sure. Thank God the week is done.
  7. College is like a man buffet.
  8. 1st day at uni. Tenser than a man about to get an in-depth prostate exam.
  9. I think I have a cold. Surprisingly, Heineken did not help.
  10. Vegas is over. I'm not a fan of Mccarran. :/
  11. @rainnwilson is from Seattle. That explains a lot.
  12. Every time I read Craigslist postings, I'm reminded of what a sick sense of humor I have.
  13. Just got a glimpse of how my life will be when I get my own place: cooking dinner while rocking out to Queen and texting.
  14. Mm. I love having the house to myself. :)
  15. Happy 9/9/09! 9/9/99 was cooler.
  16. I love living in the country. Fruit straight from the tree tastes better than anything money can buy.
  17. That jaguar in Tarzan was SUCH an asshole.
  18. Buh. Men. What pussies.
  19. Apparently, my birthday is Headbutt an Italian day? Well....I'll strive to. And when they get mad, I can just yell "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
  20. Saying you're picky in a Craigslist posting just seems silly to me.