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But I was going to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters! #GreatStarWarsQuotesAFTERSex about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
Nor should vagina's be toothed. RT @agent139: Note to sex toy creators: feet do not, and should not, have vaginas attached to them. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
I have so much fun at my Wed. Night Drawing Meet Ups that I feel like tomorrow is Friday. Every week I'm disappointed I have 2 days of work. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
@theoretick Soon as I heard that it wasn't going to run during Nov. Sweeps I knew it was done. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
@NathanFillion Up/Down. Anymore than that and someone wants something from you. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
@RitaJKing And you curve, off into space. The curve is very important about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
@theamericanbook meet @VegasWalkinDude It's all fun and games until the crow picks your eyes or the fox steals your tongue. *backs away about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
@RitaJKing Holy Crap, you just lost a Grandmother? Real condolences from a virtual chatroom. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
The last guy who didn't was Joss Wheadon and look what happened...again. #whyIfollowflagg about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
Yeah, the last thing I would do forward my tweets to Linked-In. Prospective employers would take out a restraining order on me. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
Head Stand? Head Sit. http://is.gd/4SLQI via Street Anatomy about 19 hours ago from TwitterBar
Clearly The Episode w/ The Dog is Futurama #RefuseToWatch RT @warrenellis...@rstevens and @amosborne...Mad t-shirt - http://bit.ly/2CK7Il about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
He plans to mount the gun on his wheelchair and operate it with a breathing tube. http://is.gd/4SHQa about 21 hours ago from web
@beautifulkind The answer is clear: Video Game Orgy about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@xenijardin Georgia White - Hot Nuts (Get 'Em From the Peanut Man) ♫ http://blip.fm/~g6zhp about 21 hours ago from Blip.fm
Beck= FAIL, glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com=WIN http://is.gd/4SFw7 about 22 hours ago from TwitterBar
@Xtal A birthday song for you. ♫ http://blip.fm/~g6w80 about 22 hours ago from Blip.fm
@fenris23 Forgive the 'tard. He's just a poor boy, nobody loves him. (hit you how? threw a punch?) 5:21 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
@beautifulkind re:videogames...*Raspberry! 5:20 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
@neilhimself I'm taking my birthday wish back and will wish it again when you least expect it. Hopefully when you're in the bathroom #Boo! 7:59 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck

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Name Capn Marrrrk
Location Saint Louis, MO
Bio my honesty stems from my inability to lie well

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