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  1. @ronmknoxDC Oops, I totally meant to wish you a happy birthday before it stopped being your birthday on the East Coast! Happity haps. about 22 hours ago via web
  2. Been watching a lot of Misfits lately. 9:23 PM May 23rd via web
  3. I want the ability to turn back time about 3 seconds. Just enough to prevent me from breaking/spilling things. 9:23 PM May 23rd via web
  4. @SmartAssKicker I don't have this skill. Hence why I have a bunch of things to donate to the next Naked Lady party. 12:10 AM May 23rd via web in reply to SmartAssKicker
  5. Finally making progress on this website. I swear I need to take nights off my job to finish this project for a different part of my job. 12:12 AM May 19th via web
  6. @PDXyogini @christiekoehler Ooh, I do believe @noirinp was also introduced to Firefly just last week! How'd you like it? 12:08 AM May 19th via web in reply to PDXyogini
  7. smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=c… bachelorhood. 11:53 PM May 18th via web
  8. @gyt Dammit, I meant to wish you a happy birthday yesterday! 9:25 AM May 14th via web in reply to gyt
  9. @addictedtotext Ooh, I've been watching the latest season of Fringe too! 2:56 PM May 13th via web in reply to addictedtotext
  10. @billlascher Green Dragon's outdoor patio. Los Gorditos & Apex (next to each other at 12th & SE Division). Hungry Tiger. Red & Black. 9:44 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to billlascher
  11. Had to help someone (on average) every 77 seconds today, for 6 hours straight. Brain is mush. 2:33 AM May 12th via txt
  12. @djrhienna Ooh, thank you! Good Karma sounds amazing!! 12:29 AM May 12th via web in reply to djrhienna
  13. @djrhienna Could you recommend a vegan food option or two in Park City? Have a friend going there for a conference soon. Thank you! 11:55 PM May 11th via web
  14. OH: The radio's telling me to write in blood on my walls! #pledgedrives 9:10 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. "The Trial of Wrong Bear" 12:56 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @backtotheeegg I think I'd mentioned @kboo before then because I didn't know you were on Twitter! 2:53 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to backtotheeegg
  17. @backtotheeegg I'd been listening way before then! I credit Them Young Hooligans. 2:49 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to backtotheeegg
  18. @backtotheeegg Ooh, do you have "I want to destroy you" by The Soft Boys? 2:47 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to backtotheeegg