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  1. Violence against mall Santas is escalating - http://bit.ly/5hofEP 7:22 AM Dec 23rd from web
  2. 2nd grade boy suspended from school for drawing of Jesus shooting Santa with a gun - http://bit.ly/7LDZpP 6:27 AM Dec 22nd from web
  3. President Obama reports he is "close" to a Christmas present decision for Michelle - http://bit.ly/5eR9q7 6:50 AM Dec 21st from web
  4. Apple's new iPod Amoeba recalled due to "design flaw" - http://bit.ly/4XcbiF 6:38 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. Christmas watchdog group condemns musical instruments as gifts this year - http://bit.ly/5HZyGp 5:51 AM Dec 16th from web
  6. Breaking: Gingerbread man eaten after 3-county killing spree - http://bit.ly/5FXnoH 8:35 AM Dec 14th from web
  7. al Qaeda announces plan to go "younger, hipper" in 2010 - http://bit.ly/4F4PA4 5:52 AM Dec 11th from web
  8. Habitat for Humanity announces carboard houses for the homeless - http://bit.ly/8Dt1pC 5:57 AM Dec 10th from web
  9. Add Phil Mickelson to the growing list of Tiger Woods affairs - http://bit.ly/8YL6Sz 6:06 AM Dec 9th from web
  10. EXCLUSIVE: John Oates finally admits Daryl Hall had all the talen - http://bit.ly/5DTky5 5:55 AM Dec 8th from web
  11. Santa Claus injured in mysterious North Pole sleigh accident - http://bit.ly/59iadI 6:04 AM Dec 7th from web
  12. President Obama authorizes an add'l 30,000 paparazzi to Tiger Woods' house - http://bit.ly/7KqQ5M 7:13 AM Dec 4th from web
  13. American Dental Assoc. releases new guidelines: women only need to brush once per week - http://bit.ly/4rnEY1 6:02 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. White House security breached AGAIN! This time by Muppets - http://bit.ly/8QPl5t 6:26 AM Nov 30th from web
  15. President Obama and family celebrate Black Friday - http://bit.ly/4VA791 #blackfriday 5:44 AM Nov 27th from web
  16. Scientists say Large Hadron Collider "probably won't" destroy Earth - http://bit.ly/5vn6RL 4:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. Spencer Pratt offers to perform free mammograms to help women with the new guidelines - http://bit.ly/2UTukr 5:49 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2 - http://bit.ly/j3gme 6:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. Publisher pulls new Sarah Palin book, to replace it with "Going Vogue: An American Princess" - http://bit.ly/CVTEf 6:05 AM Nov 18th from web
  20. Christian group seeking ban on gay divorce - http://bit.ly/3TCQWz 5:55 AM Nov 17th from web