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CapnCussyPants

  1. Hello nihilism, good buddy. You look handsome. 1:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. My computer died last night. Now its computer ghost lives here. #iknowthingsaboutghosts 9:35 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I was rewatching S03E20 of @Community when I noticed how the show subtley loves its fans! Support experimental TV! #sixseasonsandamovie 7:17 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Finally watched the @CommunityNBC season finale, let me just say: #sixseasonsandamovie #sixseasonsandamovie #sixseasonsandamovie 6:45 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. New product idea: "It's Sardines!," a vacuum packed snack bag of tiny baitfish. Assorted flavours. #idbuythat 3:06 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. #yeah 11:02 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. 60% of who I am wants to die in my sleep tonight. #radhaus 10:00 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. There should be a place you can go where you can just be alone in a big old room and just scream and scream, 24/7. I would be there always. 2:38 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I would like to have a conversation with you. 7:16 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. The neighbor girl is sitting on the shared steps in front of her flat reading a math book. 8:26 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I think I just flirted. With a human. Woman. Also she was alive. 4:05 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @ginghamghost are at @stumptowncomics! Made my friggin day! #stcf2012 2:16 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Confusion is my morning. #brainproblems 8:48 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Why doesn't sleep seem to live here anymore? We got on so well before. 11:57 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Why can't you just walk up to a woman and yell real loud and if your yelling is good she says, "okay, you can be my boyfriend."? 3:38 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. A machine to defeat the human mind (by squishing it). 7:52 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Summer is a time of cats lying around in the carpet, looking useless and defeated and a bit corpsey. twitter.com/CapnCussyPants… 6:14 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. "Usually I'm between 125 and 135" and she is happy. She is younger than me and has children, her aortic arch is like a knotted old rope. 6:06 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone