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  1. Death of PS2 memory card does not bode well re: comics; thinking of making fajitas.
  2. Repaired drawing tablet; recharging with bacon.
  3. Tablet on the fritz; flat feels like Siberian winter.
  4. No on bacon, yes on gin; feel have "wasted your time" w/ this information.
  5. Found phone; desire bacon.
  6. Still on the gin; wondering if really prefer blondes over redheads, only time/boners will tell.
  7. GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN; bored with most people.
  8. Drinking gin/hating everything not related to drinking gin; sort of horny I guess.
  9. Hate light at the minute; new comic on the road.
  10. Work ethic improving, bowels still the same; might get update in today.
  11. Have boners re: Davina McCall; "boners" the new "erections?"
  12. Drank too much tea; surprised to learn there is such a thing as too much tea.
  13. Forgot everything except how to make naan bread in shape of Napoleon; rest of day uneventful.
  14. Had dream threatened tiny squealing elderly spy during Cold War, unsure of significance; moist + grey outside.
  15. Lamb stew for tea, supper; thinking about Napoleon, acquiring Napoleon costume.
  16. Trying to cobble together late breakfast from twigs, leaves; wonder what this says re: my life.
  17. Doing redesigns on secret project; overbites are sexy.
  18. Full of angry fluids; did a terrorism.
  19. Hangover potion: chicken tikka masala, chips and rice, whole coat of the dog what bit me; today feels lucky/sexy.
  20. Forgot not to be really really drunk; thinking about Napolean.