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capitaLOLs

  1. Marian Gaborik has been invisible because he is in Indianapolis working his side job as Rubens Barrichello. #onlytwohockyfansgetthis
  2. Devils practicing D. Hunter hockey. @wyshynski
  3. I don't normally hate hockey players, but when I do, I hate Ruslan Fedotenko.
  4. "But don't give up 2 goals. Again." @wyshynski "I wanna see all 5 red sweaters in front of our crease for the next 40, boys." -D. Hunter
  5. Devils with an empty net situation and put skill players on the ice to try to, um, ice the game. And it works???!!
  6. Who is Torts talking about? "I've probably spoken to him 3-4 times since he's been here." New beat writer or Chris Kreider?
  7. Congrats to the Rainjobs for getting more luckbox goals to advance to the EC finals.
  8. Guest tweet from @SFedorov91: Go for high glove side. #caps
  9. One of the best shows of sportsmanship ... the handshakes at the end of an NHL playoff series. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS TOMORROW!
  10. Jeremy Roenick believes in the #Caps.
  11. And just as I send that last tweet, Bryzgalov fumbles the puck IN FRONT of the net.
  12. Has Marty written a book called "How Goalies Should Handle The Puck Behind The Net"? I guess not, because nobody does it like him.
  13. Like (I think) the #Caps are on the PP, but that was weak call.
  14. I hope somebody goes Nancy Kerrigan on Dennis Wideman before the 2nd period starts. Jeezus, I bought a Wideman shirt earlier this season?
  15. What happens when you face a real goalie? PHI down 3-1.
  16. Mike Knuble doesn't get scratched in the playoffs in a #Caps uniform ever again.
  17. MSG crowd has it right: Ovi sucks. In other words, "Dear Dale Hunter, keep No. 8 off the ice."
  18. Limit his ES ice time, but keep giving him PP ice time on the point. Brilliant! RT @wyshynski Ovechkin with 9:14 in TOI, Jay Beagle: 14:16.
  19. Torts is sitting his crappiest D-man. Hunter would do the same, but he has too many to choose from.