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  1. @Joshkdmw Sadly, this was at home, not at work. Also, Purple Hearts are American, dude.
  2. @Joshkdmw Yeah, it's fine. Just bandaged. Sliced it on a Mach 4, right middle. No biggie.
  3. @dcorsetto Aw, am I too late to chime in? Tetanus shots don't play well with general awareness.
  4. Especially astute readers may notice I have mentioned nothing about sleep. Nor about romance, but that's almost a given. :I
  5. In the past 24 hours, I have: Witnessed a car accident. Sliced the hell out of a finger. Waited 3 hours in ER. Gotten a tetanus shot.
  6. In the past week, I have: Gotten my Canadian Forces uniform. Given blood. Visited old coworkers. Cooked some basic meals.
  7. @dcorsetto I can find some drink recipes if that'd help?
  8. Hm. My beret smells like coconut now.
  9. @dcorsetto BRAID BRAID BRAID BRAID
  10. @dcorsetto ... something something crewel lye something
  11. @baconsalt Reminds me of something I came up with when KFC had cheesy chicken fries: Cheesy Bacon Chicken Fries.
  12. @jephjacques She knoooows.
  13. @baconsalt I can only imagine what it'd do to a Canadian IMP, then.
  14. @baconsalt I've heard it can turn MREs edible, but don't quote me on that.
  15. @_peanut_ ... Well, I'm out of milk and brown sugar, so.
  16. I wonder if adding apricot brandy to oatmeal would work.
  17. @jessiawesome ... That reminds me of a story I heard, but it's long and involves projectile dog poop. :I
  18. @dresdencodak I thought that was Boards of Canada. Or was that the one with the astronaut, but named for a cowboy?
  19. @dcorsetto Don't forget that cold adds red to your cheeks! ...except that they're not outside. Nevermind.
  20. @dcorsetto ... I'll watch, sure.