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  1. Patjpd 12:29 PM Mar 25th from txt
  2. God, I think I may die of a heart attack before the election even gets here: http://thinkprogress.org/palin-digest/ Send ice cream & liquor? 12:18 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from web
  3. Was pretty sure I had the job in the bag - you're perfect! she said - but then we met in person. Didn't get it but it only paid 7.50 anyway. 8:37 AM Sep 11th, 2008 from web
  4. Cross your fingers for me: I've got a job interview today, but I'm not sure my Interview Pants still fit. 7:43 AM Sep 5th, 2008 from web
  5. Misfits BOX SET!!! 12:33 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from web
  6. Nelson is for when all you do is sit in your room all day and LISTEN TO THE TAPES: http://tinyurl.com/5wquro 1:22 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
  7. @Sarcomical WHY? Mr. Big on a rainy Tuesday. WHY? http://tinyurl.com/29nwwf 1:20 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web in reply to Sarcomical
  8. Man I hate having to talk to a machine that thinks it knows what the fuck I'm talking about. 7:52 AM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  9. They cut me off! BITCHES! 7:50 AM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  10. I'm on the internet while on hold with the cable company to cancel my internet. No one has come on to thank me for holding yet. 10 minutes. 7:50 AM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  11. I rode my bike 9 miles this morning. Uphill BOTH WAYS. In the snow. Now, sadly, my back tire is flat. It was tired from supporting my ass. 8:40 AM Jun 6th, 2008 from web
  12. I just realized that if I navigate through neighborhood streets and sidewalks on my bike there's really no reason for us to have two cars. 8:00 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
  13. @mihow Ah, Nebraska! Just drove through for the first time in April and fell in love. We'd move there in a second if things were different. 3:51 PM Jun 4th, 2008 from web in reply to mihow
  14. It's one of those days I just don't have enough energy to really be alive. I want to go back to sleep, or wake up, or something like that. 10:21 AM Jun 4th, 2008 from web
  15. @LIEvans Good luck on that one. Mine are crossed with the same hope. 3:32 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to LIEvans
  16. Please be advised that I am behind on my emails again. Not because I have so many but because I am so easily distracted. 7:47 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
  17. Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 1, this poem Donna's sister reads makes me want to laugh, cry, and puke all at the same time. "It was Laura!" 4:09 PM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
  18. @peanut1685 Thanks I hope so. I don't really know what to do with sensitive people; those who can shoulder a hearty "Fuck You!" are my type. 2:32 PM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to peanut1685
  19. My kid is depressed, which is depressing. I'm going to go hit him in his mopey-ass head and see if that helps anything. Any ideas, parents? 12:58 PM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
  20. Squirrel is still alive but clearly injured. 6:34 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web