cansandjars
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Patjpd
12:29 PM Mar 25th
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God, I think I may die of a heart attack before the election even gets here: Send ice cream & liquor?
12:18 PM Sep 11th, 2008
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Was pretty sure I had the job in the bag - you're perfect! she said - but then we met in person. Didn't get it but it only paid 7.50 anyway.
8:37 AM Sep 11th, 2008
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Cross your fingers for me: I've got a job interview today, but I'm not sure my Interview Pants still fit.
7:43 AM Sep 5th, 2008
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Misfits BOX SET!!!
12:33 PM Sep 2nd, 2008
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Nelson is for when all you do is sit in your room all day and LISTEN TO THE TAPES:
1:22 PM Aug 26th, 2008
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@ WHY? Mr. Big on a rainy Tuesday. WHY?
1:20 PM Aug 26th, 2008
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in reply to Sarcomical
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Man I hate having to talk to a machine that thinks it knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
7:52 AM Jun 9th, 2008
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They cut me off! BITCHES!
7:50 AM Jun 9th, 2008
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I'm on the internet while on hold with the cable company to cancel my internet. No one has come on to thank me for holding yet. 10 minutes.
7:50 AM Jun 9th, 2008
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I rode my bike 9 miles this morning. Uphill BOTH WAYS. In the snow. Now, sadly, my back tire is flat. It was tired from supporting my ass.
8:40 AM Jun 6th, 2008
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I just realized that if I navigate through neighborhood streets and sidewalks on my bike there's really no reason for us to have two cars.
8:00 AM Jun 5th, 2008
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@ Ah, Nebraska! Just drove through for the first time in April and fell in love. We'd move there in a second if things were different.
3:51 PM Jun 4th, 2008
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in reply to mihow
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It's one of those days I just don't have enough energy to really be alive. I want to go back to sleep, or wake up, or something like that.
10:21 AM Jun 4th, 2008
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@ Good luck on that one. Mine are crossed with the same hope.
3:32 PM Jun 3rd, 2008
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in reply to LIEvans
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Please be advised that I am behind on my emails again. Not because I have so many but because I am so easily distracted.
7:47 AM Jun 3rd, 2008
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Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 1, this poem Donna's sister reads makes me want to laugh, cry, and puke all at the same time. "It was Laura!"
4:09 PM Jun 2nd, 2008
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@ Thanks I hope so. I don't really know what to do with sensitive people; those who can shoulder a hearty "Fuck You!" are my type.
2:32 PM Jun 2nd, 2008
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in reply to peanut1685
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My kid is depressed, which is depressing. I'm going to go hit him in his mopey-ass head and see if that helps anything. Any ideas, parents?
12:58 PM Jun 2nd, 2008
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Squirrel is still alive but clearly injured.
6:34 AM Jun 2nd, 2008
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- Name cansandjars
- Location NC, USA
- Bio I'm so sweet, like a nice bon-bon.
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