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canoeguide

  1. Today's content annoyance: "learning curb" - I can't tell if someone meant "learning curve" or they were trying to be clever.
  2. Pretty much everything you might want to know about lorem ipsum and placeholder text: codinghorror.com/blog/2012/05/t…
  3. I can build anything you want if you draw a picture of it on the back of a big enough check.
  4. Wait, what? It's called Apache Open Office now?
  5. Nikola Goddamn Tesla theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
  6. Wikipedia you so funny. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Weas…
  7. The history of the term douchebag: quora.com/English-langua…
  8. If you're trying to get sign ups or sales via email, your use of url shorteners makes me suspicious and I delete. Use your real domain.
  9. Happy Drupal upgrade day!
  10. Another day of loud Fela Kuti. Afrobeat afternoons are starting to be a trend in my office.
  11. Just overheard a shop attendant downtown talking about how she was doing whip-its at 3am last night. Seriously? I love this crazy town.
  12. Font nerds, forget "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", from now on use "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz".
  13. Everything you ever wanted to know about the history of Guy Fawkes masks: hilobrow.com/2012/04/30/mas… via @OddLetters Awesome!
  14. Why Scope Creep is Your Fault (and What You Can Do to Prevent It) newfangled.com/why_scope_cree… This article is my new bible.
  15. I feel rather powerful after getting an errant road removed from google maps today! Tomorrow I will remove I-95!
  16. THE BEST DAMN CSS RULE EVER: * {TEXT-TRANSFORM: UPPERCASE;}
  17. 30+ minute Fela Kuti grooves are the key to making my Friday afternoon fly by.
  18. The word pumpernickel comes from the German "pumpern" meaning to fart, and "nickel" meaning goblin. Pumpernickel = fart goblin. Informed.