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cannoncomedy

  1. @MrCowhead what room you in? when everyone falls asleep i'm going to sneak in with a makeshift mustard station. i will handle everything.
  2. I'm going to be on the next season of the Bachelorette. I'm going to be going in and grabbing the suitcase of the dope she doesn't pick.
  3. @ChristinaP me too. sniff sniff.
  4. @ImprovComedyLA @Ralphie_May I have a brand new pair of sweatpants picked out for tonight.
  5. @dannylobell see u tonight bud.
  6. @Chris_Donovan Really funny. I was like who is writing that.
  7. @LahnaTurner see u tomorrow!!!
  8. Fri/Sat I'm hosting the Hollywood Improv w/ Ralphie May. Two shows each night. 8/10 pm. Tickets selling fast.
  9. @ChristinaP can i get a pic with u in brea?
  10. @kendyllep so funny i worked with bill crawford over the weekend in NYC. when u guys coming back to LA?
  11. @angelabtk thanks for following me.
  12. @MrCowhead Thank you. These jokes are cruise ready. Sold it all out. Eat a dick Cannon.
  13. The Kentucky Derby is over. Now only 364 more days before Louisville residents have something to live for.
  14. An agent recently wanted to rep me. He had a Blackberry. I could never work with someone that has a shittier phone than my 12 yr old nephew
  15. @Trish30 now four followers. looking good trisha.
  16. If your car breaks down at any point this weekend in front of the Brea Improv stop in. If not I probably won't see you.
  17. Flash mob just ended. Thanks to the nearly 8,000 people that battled the rain and road closures to be here.
  18. Starting my first flash mob. Come by panda express in Anaheim @ 5 pm. Bring a panda costume. No need to rehearse. It will all come together
  19. @auGiGarred i thought i was following you. FU.
  20. Just found out I have 845 negative reviews on Yelp. Thought it would be much higher. Very happy.