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That man can create something so huge to such perfection boggles the mind. I leave you with a salute and a tear in my eye. #MountFlushmoreabout 3 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Dear DFW peeps: I propose we gather a good old-fashioned torch wielding mob to visit Bob Lovell and end the smugness forever. Blesshisheartabout 3 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Just because I used penis wrinkle and hooker in the same comment and he has young nieces as friends. #pffftabout 22 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Just had a #fb friend delete a comment from his stream as inappropriate. Same guy who is the only one unaware he's dating a lesbian.about 22 hours agofrom TweetDeck