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  1. Today's "Black Friday," when we celebrate all things black by buying the new Candorville book: http://tinyurl.com/ylqw9o3
  2. New Comic: The Wolf King - http://shar.es/aKDqC
  3. New Comic: Happy Thanksgiving (a.k.a. this guy's gonna be way overbooked) - http://shar.es/aKkb5
  4. @sassynic I thought ahead and ordered a dozen flu-infected blankets for party favors. I'll let survivors live out their lives inthe basement
  5. @dpamac that's the best reason of all.
  6. This year I'm going to celebrate Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way: by betraying and slaughtering whoever feeds me & stealing their house.
  7. No worse than my wanting him 2 die 4 his stubble RT @sassynic Is it bad I'm hoping "Georgie" in V dies just because I hate hearing his name?
  8. @sassynic thanks, I'm honored that you used me to fill your sappiness quota.
  9. New Comic: C-Dog's Remote - http://shar.es/aKhcv
  10. New Comic: Hello, Son - http://shar.es/aKXXL
  11. Facebook isn't dead; it's just pretending to be dead so the bear doesn't eat it.
  12. @amber_benson Best pie ever? It can't be better than House of Pies in Los Feliz. No way.
  13. @sassynic Yes. Yes, they do. That should have its own category: "Best Death of the Year."
  14. @sassynic You beat me to it. OTOH, I'm pretty sure Kanye single-handedly stole this one from MJ and handed it 2 Swift on a silver platter
  15. In 2012, John Cusack's limo outruns both LA traffic and the implosion of the Earth. I find half of that totally unrealistic.
  16. New comic: Hello, Momma - http://shar.es/aiDuM
  17. In North Hollywood, about to do a podcast called 3some for Dinner. Just thought about the We Serve Man Twilight Zone episode for some reason
  18. New Comic: The Good Excuse (a.k.a. Pascal's more obscure wager) - http://shar.es/aid9x
  19. New Comic: Happiness - http://shar.es/aiGrW
  20. New Comic: (the REAL reason she's quitting) Boo Who? - http://shar.es/aiHd0