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  1. Today's "Black Friday," when we celebrate all things black by buying the new Candorville book: http://tinyurl.com/ylqw9o3 about 8 hours ago from web
  2. New Comic: The Wolf King - http://shar.es/aKDqC about 12 hours ago from ShareThis.com
  3. New Comic: Happy Thanksgiving (a.k.a. this guy's gonna be way overbooked) - http://shar.es/aKkb5 7:22 AM Nov 26th from ShareThis.com
  4. @sassynic I thought ahead and ordered a dozen flu-infected blankets for party favors. I'll let survivors live out their lives inthe basement 5:08 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator in reply to sassynic
  5. @dpamac that's the best reason of all. 5:02 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator in reply to dpamac
  6. This year I'm going to celebrate Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way: by betraying and slaughtering whoever feeds me & stealing their house. 3:21 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  7. No worse than my wanting him 2 die 4 his stubble RT @sassynic Is it bad I'm hoping "Georgie" in V dies just because I hate hearing his name? 3:14 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  8. @sassynic thanks, I'm honored that you used me to fill your sappiness quota. 3:11 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator in reply to sassynic
  9. New Comic: C-Dog's Remote - http://shar.es/aKhcv 7:58 AM Nov 25th from ShareThis.com
  10. New Comic: Hello, Son - http://shar.es/aKXXL 11:03 AM Nov 24th from ShareThis.com
  11. Facebook isn't dead; it's just pretending to be dead so the bear doesn't eat it. 2:51 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @amber_benson Best pie ever? It can't be better than House of Pies in Los Feliz. No way. 2:40 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to amber_benson
  13. @sassynic Yes. Yes, they do. That should have its own category: "Best Death of the Year." 2:03 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to sassynic
  14. @sassynic You beat me to it. OTOH, I'm pretty sure Kanye single-handedly stole this one from MJ and handed it 2 Swift on a silver platter 2:01 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to sassynic
  15. In 2012, John Cusack's limo outruns both LA traffic and the implosion of the Earth. I find half of that totally unrealistic. 1:49 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. New comic: Hello, Momma - http://shar.es/aiDuM 10:51 AM Nov 23rd from ShareThis.com
  17. In North Hollywood, about to do a podcast called 3some for Dinner. Just thought about the We Serve Man Twilight Zone episode for some reason 6:42 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  18. New Comic: The Good Excuse (a.k.a. Pascal's more obscure wager) - http://shar.es/aid9x 8:45 AM Nov 22nd from ShareThis.com
  19. New Comic: Happiness - http://shar.es/aiGrW 10:18 AM Nov 21st from ShareThis.com
  20. New Comic: (the REAL reason she's quitting) Boo Who? - http://shar.es/aiHd0 7:28 AM Nov 20th from ShareThis.com