candice
Screw doing things properly. It's * html time. Let's try: * html {display:none;}. Are you seeing the problem *now*???
| Welp, I guess I'd *better* make sure to fix this search form, that no one will ever attempt to print, so that it prints properly on IE6 SP1. |
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| 50% of taxi driver honks translate to "Turn right already! YES, I do mean run over those pedestrians who have the right of way -- NOW!" |
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| @cyanotic Kinda funny reading text messages sent from your busted ass phone. Betcha you can't even read this. Don't worry, the 11th is soon! |
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| IIRC, today is the day I'm officially able to apply for US citizenship. Too bad those forms cost eleventy bajillion dollars to file. |
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| What's Mr Peanut looking so jovial about on this label? I'm devouring his friends and family. |
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| I enjoy how Fox advertises their Live Power Doppler as 1 million watts. Truly, it wouldn't be as impressive stated in megawatts. 1! 1 MW! |
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| @davedufour Still here, but I was pretty glad to live in a basement for a minute there. Every car alarm for blocks was going off. |
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| Tornado sirens are just... creepy. Didn't have them in Ontario. Freaked me out the first time in Indiana. |
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| And hey, this tornado warning applies to me. Doom is predicted for Montrose Harbor at 8:15. |
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| I guess I approve of having EAS warnings turn mute on my TV off automatically, but can they find a way to turn it back on afterwards? |
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| "Please resist the temptation to tackle these [IE6 SP1] bugs now" -- um, believe me... There is no temptation. Warning fully unecessary. |
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| If that shit is endearing... ADORABLE. Young, childish, pathetic. Scared. Stupid. Insecure. More so than me, even. What? Sad as FUCK. Baby. |
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| If I'm fucking intimidating to you, you are a FUCKING DRIPPY PIECE OF SHIT. FYI yadda yadda. I'm loopy, you must be inavoidably clinical. |
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| I really do have a good sense of direction. Just not in my hometown of Guelph where the map is intentionally a pie on top of a grid. |
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| Driving south to get to a club that's north of us. Hey, your way is probably way faster... Pff. I've come to realise... |
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| If you hear anything else from me tonight, disregard. Sobriety... slipping... - http://bkite.com/017HK |
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| Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion. |
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| The 3-step instructions on this thing rival "1: Open package. 2: Eat nuts." and the classic... |
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| No, really. What happens if I don't point the arrow on the button on a can of Pam towards the red dot? Why is it so IMPORTANT! ??? |
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