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  1. Swearing 'helps to reduce pain' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/... Just one of swearing's many benefits...
  2. Am obviously losing my mind. Ridiculous craving for McDonald's double cheeseburgers. WTF!?
  3. @themiw There. I ruined it for you instead :p
  4. @RandomTatoo Yeh, my phone died. Unfortunate, because much hilarity ensued.
  5. @RandomTatoo Nobody but ME!
  6. The cuteness destroys me http://bit.ly/XUdl9
  7. @Synthaetica My phone was dead last night, too. I have absolutely no evidence to go on.
  8. I keep losing all of mine. Internet, where do you purchase sweaters/shawls/scarves/shrugs/wraps/whateverthefucks during summer?
  9. Man. Body, you confound me. Four drinks and I'm hungover for three days. 87 drinks and I'm a nimble little sprite. What!?
  10. Monopolizing little college boys & pissing off their stumpy, over-highlighted hangers-on? Priceless. Shit. On my way to cougardom.
  11. There goes another cardigan. Thank you, H&M, for selling them at prices that make them seem practically disposable anyway.
  12. @drunkstepfather Thanks for filling me in. My phone died, so I left no evidence for myself. Uh, I made it home with all my clothes on?
  13. My heart just shattered. http://bit.ly/HL0U5 OK back to snoozin'
  14. OMG people I know. Be prepared to hate LV a whole lot less. RT @phronk: I'd think Louis Vuitton was less crappy if [...] http://bit.ly/HL0U5
  15. Back to bed! I mean... real bed! I didn't make it there last night. I *love* having a crashable couch. Only major purchase EVER. Worth it.
  16. Man. Brain meds that make you go from zero to zombie wasted in 60 seconds kinda suck. Not that playing detective the next day isn't fun.
  17. Playing the game called "try to remember how you got home last night". Stumped. How did I do it, Internet?
  18. Every day, I get a warm little hug from @marvin_bot. It makes me feel so much better. Or at least... accepting of my miserable nature.
  19. Hey! New non-phony, non-spammy followers! @ me sometime. We'll chat. For now... There's a 9am on weekends? GoodNIGHT!
  20. "This is Belmont. 90% of the rest of the white people still on the train get off at Belmont. ...Doors open on the right at Fullerton".