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  1. Rain on my roof. I love the sound so much I'm going to live here until someone tells me I have to stop.
  2. Whitesnake's 25th Anniversary Expanded Edition (2009) is titled "Slide It In"
  3. Working late. Super focused. http://bit.ly/7qgkVB
  4. @beezar1 that is a Hot Jamâ„¢ http://bit.ly/6n4Qpq
  5. @mikearosenthal PD has documentation?
  6. @styer YOU KNEW? WHAT ELSE AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?!
  7. Daft Punk - Alive 2007. If you are my friend, and you knew about this, and you didn't tell me, I'm angry at you. I'll get over it.
  8. I created a device to silence crying children on an airplane. It looks like hefty bag. You put kids in it till they are quiet.
  9. @vikramtank Congratulations!
  10. @Swerdloff You do me an honor by placing me in such company! And I'm sure the other two will forgive you. Give it time.
  11. It is almost 2010 and I'm still staring at fucking "Loading..." screens forever. If we don't fix this soon I'm turning the car around.
  12. hummus vehicle
  13. @voidsleep What happens for a rat and cat to have a baby is terrifying and undoubtedly noisy. I hope Mayor Unicorn shows up soon to help!
  14. Unicorn with a Mayor sash underneath a rainbow that says "Brooklyn" - is pretty much how I describe my life change since moving here.
  15. Proven Retweetarrhea Cures: 1. post less 2. generate ideas 3. share yourself 4. write words 5. dick jokes 6. unfollow button
  16. Chocolate Bloom is a lovely name for a chemical process that makes things look like shit.
  17. I ate too many beets and my pee is pink. Or I'm real sick.
  18. @jorgej if it's grape, sure. If it ain't grape I'm going to need some narrative.
  19. Been working a lot in chocolate this weekend, and I'm just paralyzed by the number of poop jokes I can currently make about my kitchen.
  20. Enter The 37th Chamber. Current Favorite Album. Yes it's Wu-Tang related.