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@smylie i don't get it. At all.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
@smylie perhaps Otis is simply Trans sexual...undergoing reassignment? Has to live as a male bull before s/he can have the udders removed?9:22 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
,wants to know what kind of sexually-confused animator gave the bull on "back to the barnyard" udders...he's a dude; he shouldn't have tits.7:00 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
http://tinyurl.com/mpktdh Recipes for awesome breads, and dog treats on the blog today!3:51 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
just finished some weeding with the help (or lack there of) from @smylie ...I have never known a man so scared of spiders.1:05 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
Matt even liked the homemade doggy treats...human and dog approved! www.sugarmamabakingco.wordp...7:16 PM Jul 11th from web
Belle the Basset went NUTS for the homemade doggy treats I baked up tonight! www.sugarmamabakingco.wordp... CHECK IT OUT! :)7:15 PM Jul 11th from web
made doggie treats from scratch; check it out: www.sugarmamabakingco.wordp...6:49 PM Jul 11th from web
@smylie thanks!! :) pass on the blog--it has the recipe.9:26 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
OMG yum. http://tinyurl.com/mpktdh12:23 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
http://tinyurl.com/mt7nuz just put Pineapple Upside Down cake in oven! :) @smylie12:00 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
@smylie looking fwd 2 solving mysterious case of the $150 check when husband gets home...or before would be even better. Top suspect: Matt.11:28 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
http://tinyurl.com/mt7nuz A couple different takes on Pineapple Upside Down Cake on the blog today11:25 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
@smylie drink lots of water!!!!7:29 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
seriously sick of laptop saying it has 15 minutes left on battery and then just shutting off, losing progress on blog...HATE YOU laptop!5:22 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
http://tinyurl.com/krumn7 don't mess with Grandma's flowers! Jeez!!1:46 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
@smylie fucking hated Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. Was in theater full of kids who LOVED it, though...1:42 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
@smylie no, it did involve taekwondo also, matt. you are wrong.1:41 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to smylie
@TbroOnline yes, yes; I think about 5guys out of context every time I mention them...3:24 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to TbroOnline
@smylie: really hope Matt brings home 5guys for dinner....I need cheeseburger and REAL FRIES and coke after day like this! :)2:05 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

Name candacesmylie
Location Alexandria, Va
Web http://sugarmamab...
Bio Full-time Mommy, Wife, Basset owner and writer. Love to garden, bake, make anything and drink yuppie coffee.

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