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  1. I never heard someone pronounce "Aspergers" before. I've always mentally vocalized it as "ass purgers", so "ass burgers" was quite a shock! 2:26 AM Nov 15th from web
  2. This sore throat is killing me. Why do your symptoms become worse at night? And why do humans have to swallow so damn often? 1:49 AM Nov 15th from web
  3. If anybody can figure out what random Google Image search produced this result, I will Paypal you $20, seriously: http://tinyurl.com/y92xmrf 9:48 PM Nov 14th from web
  4. @bcaton2 She could be, but I don't doubt her actual desires ... I do think that her publicists have her put it out there for the attention. 7:13 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to bcaton2
  5. @bcaton2 Lol, no problem, I understand now. Yeah, it's ridiculous, especially because Megan Fox identifies as bi! It blows my mind, ugh. 12:49 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to bcaton2
  6. @bcaton2 What do you mean? 2:19 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to bcaton2
  7. When I said "Go fuck yourself", I didn't mean it literally ... http://tinyurl.com/ybnzeqf Also, Jason Crew is one talented mofo. 2:11 AM Nov 14th from web
  8. Question: How do you make gay sex gayer? Answer: Add a mime. http://bit.ly/2a154Q 1:21 AM Nov 14th from web
  9. Tracey Ullman and Amy Sedaris both remind me of my grandma. 4:18 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. Edible anus chocolates! I'm Coco De Mer Internet window shopping. Their stuff is alternatively gorgeous and refined and awesome and crazy. 1:43 PM Nov 13th from web
  11. @hotmovies4her Lol. I think they either inspire love or hate, no tepid feelings. 1:10 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to hotmovies4her
  12. @hotmovies4her I stand corrected, then! :) 12:35 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to hotmovies4her
  13. Does anybody, anywhere, think the ruffle panties are cute? I find them rather ugly . . . http://bit.ly/1T03jI 12:23 PM Nov 13th from web
  14. First Megan Fox, now Tila Tequila: what is up with queer girls' biphobia and refusing to date bisexual women? http://tinyurl.com/yzuy82o 11:11 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. Why does the Memoirs Of A Geisha doll look like a white chick in maiko makeup? She doesn't look Asian! http://tinyurl.com/yeqf8sg 10:42 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. @hotmovies4her Definitely! Then report back on if she's gone downhill or is as awesome as ever! 9:51 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to hotmovies4her
  17. @JohnBaku Is there any way for a Group Moderator to "close" a discussion- leaving it available to view but not taking any new replies/posts? 10:15 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. The longer I ignore Fetlife, the worse it's going to get, but I'm sick, gosh durnit. Don't want to moderate. Want Halls cough drops and TV. 9:22 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. Drama on Fetlife, grrr. I just want to avoid the whole mess. 1:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. @melissagira Do Penn and Teller count? 1:36 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to melissagira