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canadianjayne

  1. @Tool ...infinitely yours.
  2. I am glad the Google guy's made lot's of money, not so sure about Facebook.
  3. nice legs you mad scientist @caduceuscellars
  4. the earlier in the morning, the nicer sounding the bird
  5. so, uh, Obama's on the view. pussy-whipped, poor excuse for a shadow government puppet.
  6. humility, that's easy to have compassion. self control, that's harder. forgiveness, that's the toughest one yet.
  7. actually, here's the truth..I was born in Alberta, voted in Alberta, paid my taxes in Alberta&Canada, I should be able to understand 'them'
  8. if I was born in Canada, voted in Canada, paid my taxes in Canada, should I be able to talk to a gov't person I can understand, then!?
  9. I'm "not authorized" to view @Puscifer. Hold a grudge much.
  10. "she packed my bags last night preflight zero hr. 9 am" Stewie, Shatner & MJKeenan. @Puscifer,@EltonJohndotcom,@SethMacFarlane. Right-on!
  11. "wish you weren't here"
  12. Amaranthus caudatus in my hands @EltonJohndotcom
  13. my Mom's dead.
  14. I love the Hip because they never forget they're Canadian. @theHipdotcom
  15. Gordon Downie @theHipdotcom looks kind of like @flea333 from the side. Kind of freaked me out a bit fb.me/26fJI9Ni8
  16. @Buckethead youtube.com/watch?v=fPtjT6… /wtf? cool
  17. "shit disturber" is a genuine Canadian expression.
  18. "would you like some candy children?" @Puscifer
  19. I don't care for Maynard's candy.
  20. humble humility is always the answer...in my opinion of course