camiknickers
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@ I'm all talk. The worst you'll get is a hug. Ask Nick.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to GodEater
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The only warm bit of me is my neck, and that's thanks to rabbit fur. THANKS, DEAD RABBITS.
about 2 hours ago
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Did you know that EVERYONE is in my way?
about 5 hours ago
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Last night s.one said I looked like Tiger Woodseses'sss wife. So I hit him with a golf club.
about 9 hours ago
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@ Just your standard anti-wolf sexy kit for visits to Grandmama.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to Graeme_Stirling
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@ How queer.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to jackfaulkner
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@ My actual words were "I'm going to fucking RAPE him and steal his cloak" but yeah, "not averse" covers it.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to GodEater
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Might go for an adventure in the snow. I've packed margarine, an axe, two 'Mars' bars, meths and some piano wire. Fun times.
about 9 hours ago
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Awesome train. It don't stop for no-one. It's the Johnny Cash of trains, but less dead.
about 20 hours ago
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If I ever aim "best wishes" at you, trust me that it is not sincere.
about 20 hours ago
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I may well be the human equivalent of @, but I don't make such amusing films...
8:19 AM Dec 17th
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@ I do trust you, but I'm going with white and borderline French cuisine. Next time, perhaps.
10:02 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to Graeme_Stirling
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@ I just totally proved you wrong.
10:00 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to kid_143
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Is it too early to start cooking? And by cooking, I mean drinking.
9:31 AM Dec 16th
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Spoken word intro + harmonics = SUPER Spotify: David Bowie – Modern Love
9:29 AM Dec 16th
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@ Tell him I said "Hi". He'll understand.
8:52 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to mofgimmers
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RT @: Here's Walkers Crisps new range of flavours for 2010: mint and mince; fenugreek and toast; sperm and edam; the internet; T
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8:14 AM Dec 16th
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I hope no-one puts on a bikini & sunglasses in this weather. I'd hate to see that on bbc.co.uk tomorrow.
6:15 AM Dec 16th
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@ Well, yeah. I had to do it. Sexy, sexy weather.
3:52 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to finsbury
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Then, later, a woman I do not know spoke to me about her husband. He has Alzheimer's. It was awkward.
3:07 AM Dec 16th
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- Name camiknickers
- Location London
- Bio Making bad decisions since 1981. Writing about them for almost as long.
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