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  1. @michaelq No, that's just a free Tumblr theme I made.
  2. Smack and Cheese: drug addict's delight, or Wisconsin domestic abuse?
  3. @danmccall No, I swear! But since we're on the subject, my dog *did* eat some of my code …
  4. Verizon said it would take a week to restore. A week to restore a service they fucked up, and for which I already have the equipment.
  5. I've had Verizon DSL for two years. I scheduled a cancelation for December. They canceled today.
  6. "No really, an office parking lot is a good place to poop." Wife laughs, pulls put her iPhone. My eyes narrow. "Hey! No, no, no, no!"
  7. It's that time of the month. Announcing the Apple Maxi Mouse.
  8. Watch the pilot episode of Put This On, and donate for their first season: http://hunt.io/9
  9. Maine: totally gay-bones for inequality.
  10. Researching a cure for cancer but not for the cure. For Satan.
  11. Moshpit for The Cure for the cure.
  12. Living without cancer for the cure.
  13. Attending the Seattle iPhone Tech Talk.
  14. Dropping the kids off at the pool for the cure.
  15. I'm glad the police officer thought my Sexy Pedophile costume was believable, but now who will give the neighborhood kids rohypsnickers?
  16. @scottsimpson Dog burger on baby bun.
  17. Beautiful Jackasses of the Week: http://bit.ly/318co2 (Made by @SeoulBrother)
  18. Tonight's Twitter holiday is sponsored by the MLB and their fans' ability to consume alcohol.
  19. Look Crystal, Birdhouse is a joke bank, and I'm making a deposit. Now stop screaming while I'm driving.
  20. Sony, we're only here to help. Now, put the DVD down. And the UMD. See? That wasn't so ba — shit he's going for the CD burner. Get him!