camfife
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Step 1) Vaginal Intercourse. Step 2) Who gives a shit?
about 4 hours ago
via web
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If you go for a road trip on an American holiday weekend and don't come home in serious pain with dried pee pants, why even leave the house?
about 8 hours ago
via web
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I'd love to be in Jeff Goldblooms Circe of friends. That's what I'm goin for. The Goldbloom crowd.
3:47 PM Mar 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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I know this applies to everyone but my mom LOVES Michael Buble'.
9:11 PM Apr 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Sandwiches should be the symbol of diversity. All those foods working together between the bread. Really impressive
9:59 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Shoes without socks feels So wrong but looks so right.
10:42 AM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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But where did computers even come from??
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I always feel bad peeing directly on the urinal cake. Makes me feel like I'm wasting it for the rest of ya.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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If you got titties, learn to use them.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Radio promotion in Seattle for the @ @ @ show tonight @ the Showbox.
about 14 hours ago
via Instagram
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July 14 at Irving plaza NYC, July 20th at The Glasshouse Pomona, July 22nd House of Blues Chicago. Be there or be a square.
about 14 hours ago
via HootSuite
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Check out @ today! You may recognize someone. ;)
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Who's coming to see us at Slim's in SF??
6:45 PM May 28th
via Instagram
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That guys nipples were at his armpits! Nah, they were regular.
11:35 AM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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You don't understand Memorial Day, do you? You superficial cunt. RT@: Memorial Day? I'm heading to Atlantic City! Gonna be fun!
9:50 AM May 28th
via Twitter for Android
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I'm just jokin guys, but seriously, whoever thought darts in bars is smart is a fuckin moron.
1:04 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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What better way to pass the time than killing brain cells and slinging deadly hand weapons about?
1:03 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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But we need to give the people something to do!
1:00 PM May 27th
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We've got this great establishment where we serve people alcohol and get them as drunk as possible. It's a bar.
1:00 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Me and Dave are gonna grunt out premies and hit the road. Safety first. Gentlemen, start your engines! It's time, to get it on.
12:37 PM May 26th
via web
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- Name Cameron Fife
- Location hollywood
- Web http://atruestory...
- Bio I'm dancer first, but you can call me Cam.
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