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camfife

  1. Step 1) Vaginal Intercourse. Step 2) Who gives a shit?
  2. I always feel bad peeing directly on the urinal cake. Makes me feel like I'm wasting it for the rest of ya.
  3. If you got titties, learn to use them.
  4. That guys nipples were at his armpits! Nah, they were regular.
  5. I'm just jokin guys, but seriously, whoever thought darts in bars is smart is a fuckin moron.
  6. What better way to pass the time than killing brain cells and slinging deadly hand weapons about?
  7. But we need to give the people something to do!
  8. We've got this great establishment where we serve people alcohol and get them as drunk as possible. It's a bar.