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  1. The sketchy laundromat is strangely not that sketchy at night.
  2. And finally, it's time for laundry. This will be my first time at the sketchy laundromat after dark.
  3. @amandamcneil I think that shirt is kind of perfect for you.
  4. @amandamcneil HAHAHA http://tinyurl.com/yje2ofh
  5. @lanj Take your riot gear. And maybe a cattle prod. I pray to god you don't need a cart.
  6. @amandamcneil I think Russian would also work pretty well.
  7. @amandamcneil Mutterfickende schön!
  8. @amandamcneil Wenn Rammstein nach Boston fahrt, werde ich mit dir gehen.
  9. @amandamcneil My dad, for a long time thought that you said "without" in German by saying "mitohne". It was hilarious and cute.
  10. @amandamcneil Du...du hast...du hast wenige Rammstein bekommen.
  11. @amandamcneil Unfortunately no cherry. Coke Zero it is.
  12. @amandamcneil If not I'm getting Coke Zero, mmmkay?
  13. @amandamcneil Speaking of which, I'm going to go to the store to get your requested soda now. I hope they have the Cherry variety.
  14. @librarygurl That is probably the only sane reponse. Conflict.
  15. @amandamcneil also butterflies, rainbows and unicorns. And Diet Coke.
  16. @amandamcneil I'm thankful for you curbing the thankfulness.
  17. @amandamcneil Yeah, this is kind of normal for us. She can be kind of tough to gross out.
  18. @librarygurl Well sneezing while using one is surprisingly a very self contained experience.
  19. Why yes, I did just leave a message on my parent's answering machine to tell my mom the current status of my mucus.
  20. Any of y'all ever sneeze while using your neti pot? Yeah, that was INTERESTING. Less messy than expected, but interesting. (I know, gross.)