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Calzo

  1. Edinburgh airport is where I am. Not going anywhere is what I'm doing. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I'll be the one eating all the roast potatoes at Toby's. Fat lad. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. Talking to my cat like he's fluent in English. Like a boss. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  4. @rodengland a goth girl would've been nicer. #toiletroll about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to rodengland
  5. That's s a GIRTH ROLL. twitter.com/Calzo/status/2… about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @ClareGilmore1 hahah… oh aye. Or you could just come to Thailand to watch us DJ! :) #easier about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ClareGilmore1
  7. @ClareGilmore1 TAAAAKE THE BINNNNNS OOOOTT!!!!!! You missed my mega-mix earlier on Ministry of Sound Radio. #sadface about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ClareGilmore1
  8. "... I'm as sick as I sound Prof, I come to your party just to piss in your mouth wash." - Professor Green. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  9. ...no really. You do. Keep it up. Right up. Right up your arse. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'd like to thank all of the people that follow me who have 3000+ followers and are following 45000+ people. You make me want to follow you. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I'm live now on Ministry of Sound Radio with Steve Quarre…. calzo.co.uk/radio about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  12. @HeartInternet any ETA on the web155-158 downtime? My website hosts a radio show at 7PM GMT. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  13. @GarryBoom HAHAHAHA! Dunno like, unless they start milking out 10 quid notes I'm no. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to GarryBoom
  14. Beers and a trip to Asda for more and then I'm live on Ministry of Sound radio tonight at 7PM. GET IT ON YER DEVICE. calzo.co.uk 8:29 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  15. RT @SkyNews: Eurovision Contest: Spain 'Told not bother turning Up as they absolutely SHITE!' bit.ly/JBS17x 7:45 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  16. My girlfriend is away to get new bigger boobs today. Classic. 7:07 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  17. Lunchtime Peroni and KitKat Chunky. Classic. 5:46 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  18. Today's date in Thailand is 25-5-2555... and you thought the world was going to end in 2012? 3:44 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac